Nice High Beams

NICE HIGH BEAMS – Funny Grandma Car Sticker for Unhinged Drivers

Your headlights aren’t the only thing getting flashed tonight. Meet the NICE HIGH BEAMS car sticker — starring America’s most feared creature: a sweet old grandma holding a shotgun and zero patience.

When someone forgets to turn off their brights, this vinyl statement makes sure your message is visible. Grandma sees you. Grandma is locked and loaded. With a blend of menace and humor, this sticker is pure Frog Mustard energy.

It’s more than just an accessory—it’s a warning and a piece of art for every driver with a sense of humor.

Premium Vinyl, Printed Like a Threat Car Sticker

Every sticker we produce is crafted in-house on thick, high-quality, weatherproof vinyl. This means your message persists through sun, sleet, rain, and any driving chaos.

• 8.5 × 2.5 inches – noticeable enough to get attention from two lanes over.

• UV-protected, waterproof, and fade-proof for long-lasting laughs and intimidation.

• Gloss-laminated finish adds that “freshly polished revolver” shine, making it pop in any weather.

• Rated for 5+ years outdoors, surviving longer than your last set of wiper blades.

Show your attitude by sticking it on bumpers, tailgates, laptops, or even your gun safe. This car sticker endures storms, car washes, and even the most passive-aggressive honks.

Magnet Option for the Non-Committal Outlaws

If you don’t want to stick Grandma to your car forever, you’re not out of luck. The magnet version delivers the same chaotic charm, printed on a thick 30 mil magnetic sheet.

It stays put on metal, removes cleanly, and lets you switch between “armed grandma” and “respectable citizen” anytime. Choose what fits your mood, all while keeping your paint spotless.

The Lore

Like many great Frog Mustard ideas, this one began with a late-night gripe about oncoming high beams. Someone joked, “What if a grandma handled this?” and from there, an icon was created.

Boom—the NICE HIGH BEAMS sticker was born. More than a warning, it’s a fusion of menace and manners: floral blouse, pearl earrings, and a shotgun with the safety off.

She might be everyone’s grandma, but tonight she’s nobody’s pushover. The sticker’s message is loud and clear—dim your lights, or she’ll dim you.

Chaos, Certified by Frog Mustard

Every sticker is made and printed personally in the rainy Pacific Northwest, a region built on chaos and coffee. Frog Mustard products are weatherproof, durable, and unapologetic.

• Printed in-house with vibrant, full-color ink for maximum visual impact.

• Cut by wizards (and one very tired human) for perfect edges on every piece.

• Orders shipped globally within 1–2 days, so you don’t wait long for your dose of chaos.

• Approved by zero grandmas, but beloved by all grandsons and mischief-makers.

Why You Need This Car Sticker

• Instant intimidation. Gives tailgaters and dazzled drivers a reason to think twice.

• Conversation starter. Either people laugh or they change lanes—both are wins in our book.

• Perfect gift for grandparents, mechanics, or anyone tired of blinding headlights and dim morals.

• 100% Frog Mustard aesthetic. Loud, absurd, and just unsettling enough to make driving interesting.

This car sticker is more than decoration—it’s comedic protection for your ride and your reputation.

Easy Application

Clean your chosen surface, peel, stick—and whisper, “Say hello to my little gran.” No residue, no tools, no drama.

Vinyl applies smoothly and removes without fuss when you’re ready for a new statement. Get ready to make every drive memorable and mischievous.

Weatherproof, Like Grandma’s Spirit

Sun, rain, or even the apocalypse—this sticker is laminated for true outdoor durability. Vivid through UV rays, salt, and heat, it stays bold while Grandma reloads her attitude.

Show off your humor and let everyone know you’re driving with someone’s spirited grandma on board.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.