Both My Dads Think Your Gay
Description
Bumper Stickers That Make People Go “Huh?”
Introducing our boldest, gayest, most grammatically unhinged design yet. This weatherproof sticker or car magnet reads:
“both my dads think your gay” —
and yes, we know it’s wrong. We made it that way on purpose. It’s chaotic. It’s a funny bumper sticker that hits like a typo tweet you can’t stop thinking about. And it belongs on your bumper, toolbox, water bottle, dorm mini-fridge, mailbox, or your big gay heart.
If you're here for grammar, please exit stage left. If you're here to make someone at a red light absolutely spiral, congratulations. You win.
Funny Bumper Sticker or Magnet? You Decide.
Why does this exist? Because two dads, somewhere, saw your driving and said, “Yeah. That tracks.” We made it loud. We made it proud. We made it just grammatically incorrect enough to make both your English teacher and your aunt's new conservative boyfriend weep.
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Typos? Absolutely.
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Intent? Fully loaded.
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Vibes? Maximum unhinged.
Choose vinyl sticker or car magnet — both are weatherproof, judgment-proof, and parent-approved. Especially if your parents are both dudes and have a wicked sense of humor.
Premium Weatherproof Sticker for the Unapologetically Online
This isn’t some cheap, pixelated nonsense cooked up on a drop-shipping site. This is industrial-grade vinyl, precision die-cut and lovingly abused by our printers right here in the U.S. We drag every sticker through a swamp of sass, sarcasm, and UV-protective laminate so it can survive your back window, a Florida summer, or an Idaho winter.
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Waterproof? Yup.
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Fade-resistant? Yes.
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Worthy of your car, laptop, or busted emotional support Nalgene? Duh.
The weatherproof sticker version is perfect for long-term commitment. The car magnet version is removable in case you need to hide it when your uncle comes over.
Car Magnet Version: For the Chronically Unhinged but Commitment-Phobic
Want the chaos without the commitment? The car magnet edition is here for you, baby.
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Slap it on your bumper.
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Take it off when you pick Grandma up from church.
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Slap it on again before pulling into Whole Foods like a menace.
Every funny bumper sticker magnet we sell is thick, durable, and made to endure the heat of both your engine and your unresolved trauma. No peeling. No flopping. No weak magnets. This thing will cling to your car tighter than a kid in a Target aisle asking for a toy.
Not Just Funny—Historically Irresponsible
Let’s be honest, this might be the first sticker that’s both:
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A queer rights anthem
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And a grammatical hate crime
We love that for you.
Put it next to your “Don’t Honk I’m Facetiming My Cat” sticker. Layer it over your “Horse Denier” magnet. Gift it to your bisexual coworker. Confuse everyone at the dog park. This is the vinyl sticker version of a Tumblr post your therapist would warn you about.
If it doesn’t get at least one person to yell “What the hell does that mean?!” at a gas station, we will personally cry.
Need-to-Know Specs:
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Size: 8.5” x 2.5”
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Material: Premium weatherproof vinyl or thick removable magnet
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Finish: Matte for that sleek, “I know what I’m doing” energy
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Printing: In-house, lovingly chaotic
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Shipping: Free U.S. shipping on all orders
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Designed and shipped by real life weirdos
Collectible Unhinged Vibes
This isn’t just a funny bumper sticker, it’s part of the Frog Mustard legacy. Pair it with our other bestsellers like:
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“Don’t Hit Me My Piss Jugs Are Full”
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“Horse Denier (They Are Not Real)”
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“I Eat Copper Cables (Nature’s Licorice™)”
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“I Piss Red I Shit White I Bleed Blue”
Together they form the Infinity Stones of “what the hell is wrong with you” energy.
FAQ
Is this bumper sticker actually weatherproof?
Yes. Whether you’re going through a car wash, a snowstorm, or just a heated conversation with your neighbor, this weatherproof sticker can handle it all. Same goes for the car magnet version.
Will people know it’s a joke?
If they don’t, even better. But yes—this is a funny bumper sticker designed to be satirical, confusing, and wildly irreverent. The typo is 100% on purpose. We even debated adding more typos.
Can I use the magnet on any part of my car?
Most modern bumpers are plastic, so we recommend placing the car magnet on a metal surface like the trunk, hatch, or side panels. It clings hard, but peels off clean.
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.
👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.
💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.
Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:
🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.