Stop Honking! I'm Eating Shredded Cheese From a Bag
Durable vinyl sticker printed in-house and made for indoor or outdoor use.
✓ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl
✓ Ships in 1–2 business days
✓ Made in-house by our small U.S. team
Description
Stop Honking Shredded Cheese Bumper Sticker
STOP HONKING. There are more important things happening in this vehicle. Specifically, I’m wrist-deep in a bag of shredded cheese like a raccoon who just discovered dairy. This bumper sticker features the extremely reasonable declaration, “STOP HONKING! I’M EATING SHREDDED CHEESE FROM A BAG,” alongside a glorious clear bag stuffed with shredded cheese.
Road rage? No. Road Gruyère.
Funny Bumper Sticker for People With Priorities
This funny bumper sticker is for anyone who understands that sometimes the drive home requires a fistful of cold shredded cheddar eaten directly from the bag. No plate. No dignity. No witnesses—except the person behind you laying on their horn.
Stick this rectangular design on your car, truck, toolbox, or another smooth, glossy surface. Rectangular designs are approximately 8.5 x 2.5 inches and handmade, so sizing can vary slightly. Mockups are not to scale.
Weatherproof Sticker Built for Cheese Emergencies
Choose the weatherproof sticker version for premium all-weather vinyl that’s waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, and car-wash safe. It’s built to survive rain, sun, road grime, and whatever happens when mozzarella becomes a driving snack.
For best adhesion, clean the surface with water, dry completely, and apply your funny sticker to a smooth, glossy, non-textured surface. Press outward from the center to reduce bubbles. Textured surfaces and low-surface-energy plastics can be difficult even for premium vinyl.
Car Magnet for Commitment Issues
Want the chaos without permanent attachment? Choose a car magnet instead. Standard magnets are 20 mil thick, while extra-thick 30 mil magnets are available and recommended for colder climates or aggressive winds.
Test your vehicle first: magnets only stick to metal, and many modern bumpers are plastic. Doors, trunks, and metal side panels are often better options. Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather for maximum longevity.
Buy 2, Get 1 Free Because One Is Cowardice
Frog Mustard’s Buy 2, Get 1 Free deal is automatically applied in your cart. Pick any three eligible stickers or magnets, mix designs and formats, and the lowest-priced item is free—no code required. Free U.S. shipping is currently advertised on the Frog Mustard site.
Your shredded-cheese bumper sticker ships from Washington, with worldwide shipping available. Frog Mustard designs are original, handmade humor for people who think normal cars are an embarrassing waste of surface area.
Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic.
Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity.
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Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
- Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
- Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
- Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
- Do not apply below 45°F.
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
- Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.