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Come & Take It (Kevin James)
✔ Waterproof, UV-proof vinyl
✔ Ships in 1–2 business days
✔ Orders with 4+ magnets automatically upgraded to parcel tracking
Made in-house by our small U.S. team — no dropshipping, no mystery warehouse.
Description
Bumper Sticker for People Who Speak Fluent Kevin James Meme
This bumper sticker is for drivers with elite bad taste and excellent internet poisoning.
It has the confidence of a man in a parking lot.
He looks ready to explain everything incorrectly.
Featuring “Come and Take It” and pure kevin james meme energy, this design is smug, weird, and deeply unnecessary.
It is also exactly the kind of thing Frog Mustard was put on this earth to unleash.
Put it on your car, truck, cooler, laptop, or emotional support water bottle and let the world deal with it.
Funny Bumper Sticker With Maximum Suburban Menace
This funny bumper sticker feels like a cursed reaction image turned into roadside propaganda.
It’s deadpan. It’s threatening in a way that makes no actual sense.
It feels like chain-restaurant confidence, barbecue smoke, and a group chat.
That group chat should have been muted years ago.
If your style lands between ironic patriotism and “this is probably a bad idea,” this one fits right in.
Car Magnet for Temporary Bad Decisions
Want the chaos without the commitment? The car magnet version is ready for you.
It gives you the same ridiculous visual impact.
You can peel it off when family members start asking questions.
Frog Mustard offers sticker and magnet formats.
Their magnets work best on clean, flat magnetic metal surfaces, not most plastic bumpers.
Trunks, hatchbacks, and metal doors are usually your best bet.
Vinyl Sticker Built for Outdoor Nonsense
The vinyl sticker version is made from premium weatherproof vinyl for outdoor use.
This weatherproof sticker can handle sun, rain, snow, and your ongoing refusal to act normal.
It sticks best to clean, dry, smooth surfaces.
It is made for actual road life.
The joke is unserious, but the material is not.
1–3 day processing and free U.S. shipping.
Weatherproof Sticker With a Buy 2 Get 1 Free Excuse
Like all proper Frog Mustard nonsense, this design gets even better in multiples.
Our Buy 2 Get 1 Free deal stacks.
Grab one for your vehicle, one for your laptop, and one for the most concerning person in your contacts.
Free U.S. shipping sweetens the deal, because apparently enabling chaos is part of the business model.
Fill up that cart - it's Buy 2 Get 1 Free!
If this sticker feels like your brand of chaos, browse our Shop All section for more unhinged designs.
Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic.
Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity.
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Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5” x 2.5”
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4”
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl
- Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant, and car wash safe (stickers) when properly applied
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces. Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering
- Try your trunk, doors, or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and dry completely
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy, or low surface energy surfaces
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design. Do not apply under 45 degrees F
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker to allow the adhesive to bond
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather (snow/extreme winds)
- Clean under magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond, even with premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured/plastic/dirty/incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. If you’re unsure about your surface, please message us before applying or purchasing.
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