THIS IS WHAT THE LIBERALS WANT (BANANA CAT) – The Ultimate Liberal Sticker 🍌🐱

You see this? This isn’t a joke. This isn’t satire. This is what the liberals want. A liberal sticker. A cat. In a banana. Are you prepared for that kind of world? Did you vote for this? Too bad—it’s here, and now you can stick it on your car, laptop, or emotional support water bottle to remind everyone that society has peaked.

THIS LIBERAL STICKER IS AN UNHINGED MANIFESTO OF PURE CHAOS 🍌🐱

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a political statement. It’s a warning. It’s a battle cry wrapped in vinyl. If you slap this on your car, be warned: you may attract confused boomers, concerned conservatives, and people who are dangerously on board with this new world order.

🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER:

✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Stronger than your uncle’s conspiracy theories. 🏆🔥
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike traditional American values (according to Facebook). ☀️🌊
✅ Bold design – A cat. In a banana. Maximum confusion.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than generational political resentment.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when you move to a bunker in the woods. 😎

WHERE TO DISPLAY YOUR ABSURD POLITICAL ALLEGIANCE:

• 🚗 Your car – Nothing confuses traffic like political satire and potassium.

• 💻 Laptop – Perfect for derailing serious Zoom calls.

• 🎒 Backpack – Carry your beliefs everywhere, even if they make no sense.

• 🍌 Your actual bananas – Double banana. Double impact.

• 📢 Protest signs – Do it. You won’t.

🚨 THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH ABOUT BANANA CATS 🚨

This sticker isn’t just about a liberal agenda. It’s about facing reality. If you’ve ever felt like the world is moving in strange, irreversible ways, then congratulations—you’re awake now.

WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?

• 🏛️ Political chaos enjoyers – Stir the pot. Confuse the masses.

• 🚗 Drivers who want to get weird honks – This will absolutely cause rubbernecking.

• 🍌 People who believe in the banana-cat-industrial complex – You are not alone.

• 😂 Anyone who loves unhinged humor – If satire is your fuel, you need this.

• 🏴 Revolutionaries who have no idea what they’re revolting against – Join the cause.

STICKER SPECS:

📏 Size: 8.5” x 3”
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum political confusion
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than outrage on the internet

THIS IS WHAT THE LIBERALS WANT. GET USED TO IT.

You thought you were just buying a sticker. Turns out, you were taking a stand (or completely giving up—who knows anymore). Get your Liberal Sticker now and prepare for the inevitable future. 🍌🐱

You ever wonder how we got here? One minute, you’re just trying to live your life. The next? Banana cats. Everywhere.

Imagine: You’re at a stoplight. Someone pulls up behind you. They see the sticker. Their grip on reality slips.

Has it always been like this?

Did I miss a memo?

Is this what the election was about?

You speed away before they can process it. You’ve won.

This sticker is for people who embrace the absurd, thrive in chaos, and want to leave a trail of deeply confused individuals in their wake.

THE LIBERAL CONSPIRACY GOES DEEPER THAN YOU THINK

First, it was oat milk. Then, plant-based burgers. Now? Banana cats. This is step three of the master plan. Nobody knows what step four is, but it’s probably even weirder.

They said we’d have flying cars. Instead, we got this.

📢 “This is what the future looks like.” 📢 “This is what peak performance looks like.” 📢 “This is why aliens won’t talk to us.”

WHAT CAN WE DO?

• Accept it. Society has already committed to this path.

• Share it. The world needs to know what’s coming.

• Embrace the madness. Banana cat isn’t just a sticker—it’s a movement.

🚗 Honk if you also feel like society is unraveling.
🍌 Bananas? Cats? It doesn’t matter anymore.
🔥 If you don’t understand this sticker, you’re exactly who it’s for.

Order now and prepare for the weirdest timeline imaginable.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
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