Cute but Feral - Possum Fairies

Cute Possum Sticker – "Cute But Feral" Vinyl Decal

If "looks cute but will absolutely fight for survival" is your whole vibe, this cute possum sticker is made for you. Possums are the perfect mix of scrappy, chaotic, and weirdly lovable—just like you.

This high-quality, weatherproof vinyl decal captures the essence of being soft, but also just a little dangerous. Whether you slap it on your car, laptop, water bottle, or anywhere that needs more chaotic critter energy, this sticker is guaranteed to make people smile (or slightly concerned).

Because let’s be honest—who isn’t a little bit cute but feral?

🔥 ADORABLE? YES. UNHINGED? ALSO YES. 🔥

Why You Need This Cute Possum Sticker in Your Life

✅ Weatherproof & Durable – Survives rain, sun, and late-night trash hunts.
✅ Bold, High-Resolution Design – Crisp details, maximum cuteness.
✅ Easy to Apply, Peels Clean – No sticky mess, just pure possum perfection.
✅ Guaranteed to Get Reactions – From "Aww!" to "Are you okay?"

This cute possum sticker isn’t just a decal—it’s a whole mood.

Where to Slap This Sticker for Maximum Impact

🦝 Car Bumper or Window – For the highway raccoons in human form.
💻 Laptop or Tablet – A workday reminder to stay cute but unpredictable.
🥤 Water Bottle or Hydroflask – Hydrate like the chaotic creature you are.
📱 Phone Case or Notebook – Because feral is a personality trait.
🚪 Bedroom Door or Fridge – Warn visitors accordingly.

Wherever it goes, this sticker sends a clear message: adorable, but will bite.

What Happens After You Apply This Sticker?

🚨 Strangers giving you an approving nod.
🚨 Friends sending you even more possum memes.
🚨 People realizing you are the embodiment of cute but feral.
🚨 An instant boost in your chaotic energy levels.
🚨 At least one person asking where they can get one.

This sticker doesn’t just exist—it exposes your true nature.

The Perfect Gift for Possum Lovers & Chaos Gremlins

🎁 For Anyone Who Relates to a Possum’s Lifestyle – Dumpster diving is a hobby.
🎁 For Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate Peak Energy – Instant classic.
🎁 For Friends Who Love Weird, Unhinged Humor – They need this.
🎁 For Yourself, Obviously – Because your car, laptop, and water bottle deserve better.

This cute possum sticker isn’t just funny—it’s a whole personality.

Built to Last – Just Like Possums Against All Odds

💪 Weatherproof & Waterproof – Handles rain, road trips, and existential crises.
🔥 UV-Resistant – No fading, no peeling, just pure unhinged energy.
🛠 Premium Vinyl Material – Applies smooth, removes clean, stays legendary.

This sticker isn’t just for fun—it’s a declaration of who you really are.

Final Thoughts: You Know This Belongs in Your Collection

🚨 One sticker. Maximum chaos. Zero regrets.
🚨 If you don’t get this now, you’ll wish you had when someone else is rocking it.
🚨 Your car, laptop, and water bottle deserve better. They deserve this.

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE EVERY TRASH GREMLIN GRABS ONE. 🚨

👉 BUY NOW & UNLEASH YOUR INNER POSSUM.

SOME STICKERS JUST LOOK COOL—THIS ONE EMBODIES YOUR ENTIRE PERSONALITY.

This isn’t just a cute animal sticker. This is a whole lifestyle. It’s the perfect balance of sweet and slightly unhinged, just like a possum mid-scream. It represents the fine line between adorable and unpredictable, the same energy that keeps people guessing about whether you’ll show up to brunch or disappear into the woods for three days.

With this sticker, you don’t have to explain yourself anymore. It does the talking for you.

And the best part? People will get it. The right ones will see it and immediately know you’re one of them.

WHAT ELSE CAN YOU EXPECT?

🚨 At least one stranger saying, “Okay, but this is SO you.”
🚨 Friends tagging you in every possum meme they find.
🚨 A sudden boost in confidence knowing this sticker is 100% accurate.
🚨 More people in traffic wondering what kind of person drives a car with this on it.
🚨 An undeniable sense of pride every time you look at it.

Some stickers just sit there. This one unlocks a whole new level of self-awareness.

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE EVERY CHAOTIC GREMLIN SNATCHES ONE. 🚨

👉 ORDER NOW & FULLY EMBRACE YOUR WILD SIDE.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.