Please Do Not the Cat

Please Do Not the Cat Sticker – The Funniest Cat Meme Sticker for Maximum Chaos

The Please Do Not the Cat Sticker is for those who understand that cats operate on their own set of rules, none of which make any sense to humans. It’s not just a funny cat meme sticker—it’s a cryptic warning, a philosophical debate, and a beautifully nonsensical internet relic all in one.

🐱 DO NOT WHAT THE CAT? EXACTLY. 🐱

Some stickers make sense. Some stickers have a clear message. But this one? This one is pure, unfiltered cat logic.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your laptop, water bottle, car, or directly onto your cat’s forehead (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

🐾 No, we will not clarify.
🚫 Do not the cat. Never the cat.
🔥 This sticker is waterproof, but its meaning is not.

And if someone asks, “Wait… do not WHAT the cat?” Just stare at them in silence and walk away.

Why This Funny Cat Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Confuses Everyone Who Sees It – Because nonsense is an art form.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure Unhinged Energy – Big enough to be a conversation starter, small enough to stay mysterious.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and resistant to logic.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Laptops, cars, walls, litter boxes.
✅ A Certified Funny Cat Sticker – Because the internet cat gods demand it.

Where to Stick This Funny Cat Meme Sticker for Maximum Confusion

🐱 Your Car Bumper – So people in traffic question reality.
💻 Your Laptop – For when you’re deep-diving into weird cat memes.
🚰 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay chaotic.
🔥 Your Cat’s Carrier – Because they already know you’re unhinged.
🛏 Your Bedroom Door – No context. Just vibes.

Why This Sticker Will Make People Lose Their Minds

Most bumper stickers:

📖 Have words that make sense.
🚗 Send a clear message.
🤔 Can be understood by anyone.

This one?

🔥 Throws grammar out the window.
🚨 Refuses to elaborate.
👀 Raises questions with no answers.

This funny cat meme sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a work of psychological warfare.

Who Needs This Funny Cat Meme Sticker?

🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Love Internet Chaos – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 Cat Owners Who Have Given Up Trying to Understand Their Pets – You already know.
🔥 That One Friend Who Quotes Memes Like a Second Language – They need this.
🔥 Anyone Who Enjoys Watching Strangers Get Frustrated – Peak entertainment.
🔥 People Who Just Love Seeing the Confusion in Real-Time – Perfect social experiment.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Nonsense

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to get attention, small enough to keep it cryptic.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and meaning-proof.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because even nonsense should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, overthinking, and internet culture debates.

Why You Need This Funny Cat Meme Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like groceries.

OR…

You could be fully embracing your love of internet chaos, making people in traffic question everything, and ensuring that no one ever truly understands what they are or aren’t supposed to do to the cat.

The Please Do Not the Cat Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a meme, a statement, and a carefully designed method for making people lose their minds.

And if someone asks, “But seriously, what does it mean?” Just shake your head and whisper, ‘Do not.’

How to Confuse and Delight the Internet in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because logic is overrated.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and completely nonsensical.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, unlike your ability to explain this sticker.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then sit back and watch the confusion unfold.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
-We can't offer refunds for application to textured/plastic/dirty surfaces or poor application practices.
-Frog Mustard products work best on a glossy/smooth, clean, dry surface, road, and car tested. You assume the risk if you apply to a weird surface.

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.