I Won My Driver's License in a Raffle at Big Bobby's Indoor Rodeo & Vape Museum

I Won My Driver’s License in a Raffle at Big Bobby’s Indoor Rodeo and Vape Museum

This Is a Funny Sticker. It Is Also a Warning.

Most people get their driver’s license at the DMV. You got yours between a fog machine and a mechanical bull while vape clouds blasted Free Bird in the background. This is not a funny sticker. This is your origin story.

At 85 x 25 inches, this weatherproof vinyl bumper sticker (or magnet, if you’re indecisive like Bobby himself) lets everyone on the road know that rules were bent, forms were forged, and somehow you’re still legally allowed to operate a vehicle.

Big Bobby’s Indoor Rodeo and Vape Museum may not be state-certified. But your story? Legendary.

What Even Is Big Bobby’s

Big Bobby’s Indoor Rodeo and Vape Museum is a place of myth, mystery, and questionable zoning. One side has a full-scale mechanical bull ring with AstroTurf and LED lights. The other side has 47 glass cases dedicated to vape pens that look like katana hilts.

You didn’t just win a raffle there.
You became someone.

This sticker is a public record of your spiritual rebirth and questionable driving credentials.

Funny Sticker Specs for Dangerous Legends

• Size 85 inches x 25 inches

• Material Commercial-grade, weatherproof vinyl

• Finish Semi-gloss like Bobby’s forehead

• Options

  • Vinyl Sticker Permanent like your DUI

  • Magnet 20 mil Easily removable

  • Magnet 30 mil Built for cold climates or rodeo dust storms

Built to survive sun, rain, snow, and whatever chemical reaction is happening in the museum’s back hallway.

Why You Need This Funny Sticker

• Because you did not pass your driving test. You won it.

• Because everyone on the road deserves fair warning

• Because this bumper sticker raises more questions than it answers

• Because small businesses like ours are powered by people like you

• Because it’s a legally admissible flex

Put this sticker on your bumper, cooler, water bottle, laptop, toolbox, vape case, or parole officer’s clipboard. Wherever it lands, it tells the truth.

Magnet vs Sticker Breakdown

Sticker Version

• Permanent

• Great for vehicles, water bottles, laptops, and vending machines

• Recommended for drivers committed to the bit

Magnet 20 mil

• Repositionable

• Great for folks who also bought their car in a raffle

Magnet 30 mil

• Survives extreme temperatures and regional vape storms

• Built for long haulers, winter warriors, and off-road rodeo champs

Not sure if your bumper is metal? Test it with a fridge magnet. Or don’t. We trust your instincts.

Application Instructions for Outlaws

Sticker
1 Clean the surface
2 Peel backing with confidence
3 Apply like Bobby’s watching
4 Let it cure for 24 hours before washing

Magnet
1 Clean surface
2 Slap it on flat, magnetic metal
3 Remove and wipe behind it every few weeks
4 Avoid extreme curves and regret

FAQ

Q Is this really a funny sticker
A Yes It is dangerously funny and highly confusing

Q Will this make people think I should not be driving
A Yes That’s the point

Q What if I didn’t actually go to Big Bobby’s
A You have now spiritually

Q Is it legal to use this in court
A Absolutely not

Q Can I get this as a gift for someone who should not drive
A Yes and you should

Final Thoughts From the Vape-Filled Rodeo

Your license might be fake.
Your driving might be questionable.
But your commitment to chaos? Untouchable.

This funny sticker is your official statement. A tribute to weirdness. A flex for the freaks.
Bobby didn’t ask questions. He just handed you the keys.

Slap it on. Floor it. Vape with honor.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.