I Didn't Hit the Curb - it hit ME! Cat Decal

I Didn’t Hit the Curb, It Hit Me Sticker – The Ultimate Cat Sticker for Questionable Drivers

The I Didn’t Hit the Curb, It Hit Me Sticker is for the drivers who refuse to be blamed for their questionable turns, overconfident parallel parking, and occasional curb-related incidents. It’s not just a funny cat sticker—it’s a legal defense (not really, but kind of).

IT WASN’T MY FAULT. THE CURB HAD IT COMING.

Some people take responsibility for their actions. Others understand that curbs are the real enemy.

Slap this hilarious driving sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or the nearest curb as a warning and let the world know:

🐱 I was minding my business.
🐱 The curb came out of nowhere.
🐱 It was a personal attack.

Why This Hit the Curb Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Provides a Valid Excuse for Bad Driving – Legally unsound, but spiritually correct.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Blame Deflection – Big enough to clear your name.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and curb-resistant (debatable).
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, parking meters, every curb in your city.
✅ A Certified Funny Driving Sticker – Because curbs are the real villains.

Where to Stick This Funny Cat Sticker for Maximum Impact

🚗 Your Car Bumper – So people behind you understand the struggle.
🚗 Your Side Mirror – Because it has seen things.
🚗 Your Laptop – For when you need to explain why you park like that.
🚗 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay delusional.
🚗 A Curb Near You – So it knows you’re watching.

The Truth About Curbs

Let’s be honest:

🚘 Curbs are too aggressive.
🚘 Curbs are in places they don’t belong.
🚘 Curbs are plotting against us.
🚘 If curbs didn’t want to be hit, why are they so close to the road?

This sticker? It’s not just decoration.

It’s a statement.

Who Needs This Funny Driving Sticker?

🔥 People Who Have Ever “Gently” Tapped a Curb – You didn’t hit it, it hit you.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate the Unhinged – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 That One Friend Who Should Not Be Allowed to Parallel Park – You know exactly who.
🔥 Anyone Who Drives on Pure Vibes and Instinct – Navigating the streets is a battle.
🔥 People Who Would Rather Gaslight the Curb Than Admit Fault – We respect your commitment.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Denial

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to justify your driving choices.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and hopefully curb-proof.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because excuses should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, speed bumps, and questionable driving decisions.

Why You Need This Funny Driving Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like car repairs and driving lessons.

OR…

You could be fully committing to the bit and making sure everyone knows the curb was in the wrong.

This Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a badge of honor, a legal loophole (not really), and an airtight defense strategy for all future incidents.

And if someone asks, “Did you really hit it?” Just shake your head and say, “You wouldn’t understand.”

How to Shift the Blame in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because curbs deserve to be called out.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and free of accountability.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but your driving choices last forever.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then continue to drive with reckless confidence.

There are two types of drivers in the world.

1️⃣ The ones who gently brush the curb and pretend it didn’t happen.
2️⃣ The ones who slam into the curb, check their side mirror, and keep driving.

This sticker? It’s for both.

Because at the end of the day, what is a curb, really? Just a road feature designed to ruin your confidence.

If you:

🐱 Have ever “clipped” a curb and gaslit yourself into believing you didn’t.
🐱 Have a tire rim that looks suspiciously scraped.
🐱 Have ever made eye contact with someone after hitting a curb and simply driven away.

Then congratulations—this sticker was made for you.

So if you’re ready to fully embrace your driving skills (or lack thereof), there’s only one thing left to do.

Click ‘Add to Cart’ and never take responsibility again.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.