Sorry for Speeding, I Am Suffering the Consequences of Poor Time Management Sticker – The Funniest Funny Decal for Chronically Late People

The Sorry for Speeding, I Am Suffering the Consequences of Poor Time Management Sticker is for those who never learn, hit snooze one too many times, and believe deep down that traffic laws should have an “I’m late” exception. It’s not just funny decals—it’s a confession, an apology, and an explanation all in one.

⏳ I DID THIS TO MYSELF, BUT YOU STILL NEED TO MOVE. ⏳

Some people plan ahead. Some people leave early, follow traffic laws, and always arrive five minutes before the scheduled time. But you? You live life on the edge, running purely on vibes, caffeine, and a dangerously optimistic estimate of how fast you can get somewhere.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, planner, or directly onto your alarm clock (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

⏳ This is 100% my fault, but that won’t stop me from speeding.
💨 I thought I had more time. I was wrong.
🔥 **This sticker is waterproof, but my time management skills are not. **

And if someone asks, “Have you considered just leaving earlier?” Just laugh, shake your head, and say, ‘That’s not how this works.’

Why Funny Decals are a Must-Have

✅ A Sticker for the Chronically Late – For those who run on hope, not schedules.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Time-Management Accountability – Big enough to make people understand.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and resistant to self-improvement.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, planners, work desks, pure regret.
✅ Certified Funny Decals – Because punctuality is a myth.

Where to Stick Funny Decals for Maximum Impact

⏳ Your Car Bumper – So people in traffic get out of your way (hopefully).
💻 Your Laptop – For when you're missing deadlines in real-time.
📅 Your Planner – For comedic (and tragic) effect.
🔥 Your Friend’s Car (Who’s Just as Bad at Time Management as You) – They need this.
📦 A Starbucks Drive-Thru (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But imagine.

Why Punctuality is a Myth (And Always Will Be)

Most people:

⏰ Leave early.
🛑 Respect speed limits.
📍 Arrive exactly on time.

You?

🔥 You were supposed to leave 15 minutes ago.
💨 You’re driving like you’re in a Fast & Furious movie.
🚦 That red light just added another three minutes to your failure.

Funny decals aren't just a joke—they're a lifestyle.

Who Needs Funny Decals?

🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Love Unhinged Humor – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 People Who Have Never Once Been On Time in Their Life – You need this.
🔥 That One Friend Who Always Says “I’m On My Way” (But Just Left the House) – Call them out.
🔥 Anyone Who Enjoys Watching Strangers React in Traffic – Peak entertainment.
🔥 People Who Just Accept That Time Management is a Lost Cause – Respect.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Late-Arrival Energy

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough for people in traffic to read and relate.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and deadline-resistant.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because procrastination should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, last-minute rushes, and inevitable failure.

Why You Need Funny Decals Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like a better alarm clock.

OR…

You could be **fully embracing your inability to manage time, making strangers in traffic laugh (or relate too hard), and ensuring that everyone around you understands that being late is a personality trait at this point. **

The Sorry for Speeding, I Am Suffering the Consequences of Poor Time Management Sticker isn’t just a funny decal. It’s a lifestyle statement, an inside joke, and a public service announcement.

And if someone asks, “Have you tried leaving earlier?” Just smile and say, ‘I have learned nothing.’

How to Embrace Your Poor Life Choices in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because you already waited too long to buy this.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and 100% overdue.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, unlike your ability to get anywhere on time.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then immediately continue being late.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.