Stop honking! I accidentally dropped my ear of corn!
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"STOP HONKING, I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED MY EAR OF CORN" – The Ultimate Corn Meme Sticker 🌽🚗
Alright, listen up, horn-happy highway warriors. You think your time is more valuable than corn retrieval? Think again. You’re out here honking like you’ve got somewhere important to be, meanwhile, an ear of corn—a staple of civilization, a golden beacon of agriculture, a gift from the gods—has tragically fallen from my grasp. This sticker is here to let you know that honking will not make the corn meme situation any better.
THIS CORN MEME STICKER LETS EVERYONE KNOW TO RESPECT THE PROCESS 🌽
This isn’t just a sticker. This is a public declaration of priorities. Some people live for the grind, others live for the vibe. We live for the corn. And if you can’t understand the gravity of the situation, then maybe you don’t deserve to share the road with America’s most precious crop.
🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS CORN MEME STICKER:
✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Stronger than a corn husk in a Midwest windstorm. 🌪️🌽
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your patience, this one won’t fade.☀️🌊
✅ Bold, high-visibility design – Because people need to understand: The corn comes first.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than butter on a hot cob.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when you successfully retrieve your corn and can finally move on. 😌
WHERE TO FLEX THIS AGRICULTURAL MASTERPIECE:
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🚗 Your car – Because tailgaters need to know what’s REALLY important.
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💻 Laptop – Let your coworkers know that spreadsheets come second to corn.
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🏁 Bike helmet – Because even cyclists should have corn-related priorities.
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🎒 Backpack – A warning to classmates that you will stop mid-lecture for falling corn.
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🌽 Tractor – Because if anyone gets it, it’s you.
🚨 THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH BEHIND THIS STICKER 🚨
This isn’t just about corn. It’s about principle. It’s about standing up for what’s right, even in the face of honking hostility. If we allow society to dismiss the tragedy of a dropped ear of corn, what’s next? Are we supposed to ignore a rogue watermelon rolling across a parking lot? Will we be expected to carry on when a single, perfect tater tot hits the pavement?
Not on my watch.
WHO NEEDS THIS CORN MEME STICKER?
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🌽 Corn lovers – Because corn is life.
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🚦 People who have ever been unfairly honked at – The struggle is real.
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🍴 Anyone who values food over social expectations – You know who you are.
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🚜 Farmers – They get it.
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😂 Anyone who loves absurd humor – Because nothing says commitment like a corn-related bumper sticker.
STICKER SPECS:
📏 8.5" x 3"
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum corn legitimacy
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than corn silk to your fingers
STOP HONKING, START RESPECTING CORN.
You thought you were just driving. Turns out, you were witnessing agricultural history in real-time. Get your Corn Meme Sticker now and spread awareness—one honk at a time. 🌽🚗
You ever try to pick up an ear of corn on the road while simultaneously avoiding oncoming traffic? That’s high-stakes agriculture. That’s living on the edge.
Imagine: You’re cruising along, enjoying the sweet, sweet sound of nature’s golden treasure rolling around in your passenger seat. Suddenly, tragedy strikes. You hit a bump. The corn—your corn—launches out the window.
Do you panic? No. You act fast. You signal. You slow down. You prepare for a tactical corn retrieval mission. But then? A honk. Another honk. You’re suddenly public enemy number one.
You hold up your hands—DO THEY NOT SEE WHAT JUST HAPPENED? The corn is out there, alone, vulnerable. And yet, they honk? They expect you to just drive away?
This sticker is for the people who understand what’s at stake. The ones who refuse to let a single ear of corn go unrescued. Stick it on your car and let the world know:
🚗 Corn retrieval is non-negotiable.
🚜 Honk all you want, I’m not leaving my corn behind.
🌽 I will stop. I will rescue. I will honor the corn.
Order now and join the Corn Defense Force.
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.
👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.
💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.
Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:
🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.