I'm Not Texting, I'm Leaking Highly Confidential US Government War Plans

Anti-Trump Sticker – “I'm Not Texting, I'm Leaking Highly Confidential U.S. Government War Plans” Vinyl Decal & Magnet

In a world where top officials accidentally include journalists in secret group chats discussing military operations , it's hard to tell if you're witnessing governance or a sitcom. Enter the “I'm Not Texting, I'm Leaking Highly Confidential U.S. Government War Plans” anti-Trump  sticker—a satirical nod to the recent administration's digital blunders.

When National Security Meets Group Chats

This 8.5” x 2.5” weatherproof vinyl sticker (or 20mm magnet) is designed for those who appreciate political humor and aren't afraid to showcase it. Whether you're aiming to spark conversations or simply highlight the absurdity of modern politics, this sticker has got you covered.

🚨 Limited Edition – Because some leaks are worth spreading. 🚨

Why This Anti-Trump Sticker Is a Must-Have

✔ 8.5” x 2.5” – The perfect size to make a statement without overwhelming your space.
✔ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl – Built to withstand rain, sun, and political storms.
✔ Magnet option available – For those who prefer a non-permanent display.
✔ High-resolution print – Ensures the message is clear and sharp.
✔ Support small business – Proudly produced by an independent company.
✔ Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – Share the humor with friends and family.

Who Needs This Anti-Trump Sticker?

✅ Political enthusiasts with a sense of humor.
✅ Individuals critical of the previous administration's mishaps.
✅ Collectors of unique and topical political memorabilia.
✅ Anyone looking to add a touch of satire to their belongings.
✅ Those who enjoy sparking conversations and debates.

Sticker vs. Magnet – Choose Your Preferred Medium

Vinyl Decal Edition

• Weatherproof and UV-resistant – Suitable for both indoor and outdoor use.

• Strong adhesive backing – Stays in place but can be removed without residue.

• Ideal for cars, laptops, notebooks, and more.

Magnet Edition

• 20mm magnetic backing – Easily attaches to any metal surface.

• Perfect for refrigerators, lockers, and filing cabinets.

• Removable and reusable – Change its location as you please.

Where to Display This Anti-Trump Sticker for Maximum Impact

🚗 Car bumper – Turn heads during your commute.
💻 Laptop cover – Showcase your political stance at cafes or meetings.
📚 Notebook – Add a touch of humor to your daily notes.
🛠️ Toolbox – Lighten the mood in the workshop.
🏠 Fridge door – A conversation starter during gatherings.
🗳️ Voting booth (if permitted) – Make a statement while casting your vote.

Why Our Stickers & Magnets Stand Out

🚫 No fading or peeling – Designed to last through various conditions.
🚫 Strong magnets – Ensures it stays in place without slipping.
🚫 Unique design – A topical and humorous take on recent events.

As a small business, we pride ourselves on creating products that resonate with current events and bring a smile to our customers' faces.

Customer Testimonials

🔥 “This sticker perfectly captures the absurdity of recent political events. Great quality and fast shipping!”
🔥 “Got the magnet version for my fridge. Every guest comments on it!”
🔥 “A humorous reminder of the times we live in. Love it!”

Bonus Uses for the “I'm Not Texting, I'm Leaking War Plans” Sticker

💥 Gift it to a politically savvy friend.
💥 Use it as a bookmark for political literature.
💥 Place it on your office door to elicit chuckles from colleagues.
💥 Add it to your collection of political memorabilia.
💥 Display it at political events or rallies.

How to Get Your Hands on This Sticker Before It's Gone

🔥 Buy 2, Get 1 FREE! – Share the humor with others.
🔥 FREE U.S. Shipping! – No hidden fees, just straightforward pricing.
🔥 Limited stock! – Once they're gone, they're gone.

Final Thoughts – Embrace the Satire

In times of political absurdity, sometimes all you can do is laugh. This sticker serves as a humorous reminder of the events that have unfolded and the importance of staying informed.

🚨 Order now and let your belongings do the talking! 🚨

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
-We can't offer refunds for application to textured/plastic/dirty surfaces or poor application practices.
-Frog Mustard products work best on a glossy/smooth, clean, dry surface, road, and car tested. You assume the risk if you apply to a weird surface.

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.