Merging? Say PWEASE! JD Meme Decal

🚘 JD Vance Meme Decal – “Merging? Say Pwease!”

⚠️ WARNING: May Cause Laughing Fits in Traffic

Introducing the ultimate road-rage diffuser disguised as polite chaos. This JD Vance meme decal says what everyone wants to yell out the window—but with extra syllables and just the right amount of shade. “Merging? Say Pwease!” is your passive-aggressive reminder that even jackasses should use their blinkers.

This design is a collab with The Daily Vance @dailyvance on Instagram - check them out!

Inspired by the JD Vance meme that took over political Twitter like mold in a rental home, this sticker delivers big energy in a compact 8.5” x 2.5” slab of waterproof truth. Whether you’re dealing with polite fascism or someone who can’t stay in their lane (literally or ideologically), this decal has the range.

🐸 What You’re Actually Getting

You’re not just buying a JD Vance meme. You’re buying a weaponized rectangle of professional-grade vinyl that screams “yes, I’m judging your driving—and your opinions.”

Product Specs:

• Size: Approx. 8.5” x 2.5”.

• Material: Commercially printed all-weather vinyl, waterproof, fade-proof, smudge-proof, car-wash safe, and possibly alien-resistant.

• Application: Slap it on a bumper, a laptop, a water bottle, or directly over someone’s “Don’t Tread on Me” decal.

Sticker Version:
Sticks like trauma. Peel, slap, smooth from the center out. Done.

Magnet Version:
20 mil flexible magnet backing, easy to move and re-stick. Perfect if commitment issues apply to your car decor.
Upgrade to 30 mil for cold-weather cling that won’t quit, even in the depths of Ohio sadness.

Magnet Warning:
Most bumpers today are plastic (thanks, capitalism). Magnets work great on side panels, trunks, and fridges. Test with a regular fridge magnet first. If it doesn’t stick, blame your car, not us.

💀 Wait… What’s the JD Vance Meme?

The JD Vance meme started when America's most chronically online senator tried to rebrand as a wholesome boy-next-door, politely telling America what to do. It quickly became shorthand for fragile political theater, centrist posturing, and saying “be civil” while holding a metaphorical knife.

This decal captures that whole vibe. Except instead of giving you a lecture, it gives you a laugh. “Merging? Say Pwease!” is absurd, passive-aggressive, and painfully on-brand for traffic in any red-leaning suburb.

Whether you’re mocking authoritarian politeness, bad driving, or JD Vance himself—this sticker delivers the punchline at 70mph.

🤪 Why This One Slaps Harder Than Most Political Stickers

Let’s be real. Most political bumper stickers look like they were designed on Microsoft Paint in 2004. This one? Professionally printed chaos with edge.

You’re not getting a mass-produced Amazon decal here. Every Frog Mustard design is crafted with ridiculous attention to detail from our chaotic little print cave. We’ve sold over 50,000 stickers, been featured in the New York Times, and now have our designs in 70+ retail stores across the U.S.—including Zumiez, because apparently, we’re mall famous now.

We’re a two-person team, not a sticker factory. You get small biz energy with big chaos payoff.

🌪️ Choose Your Weapon:

Sticker:

• Clean surface with alcohol/water.

• Peel, slap, press from center out.

• Cackle.

20 mil Magnet:

• Flexible. Removable. Great for seasonal trolling.

• Works best on magnetic metal surfaces like trunks, hatchbacks, or fridges.

• Avoid washing your car with it on unless you're into chaos.

30 mil Magnet (Thick Boi Edition):

• Ultra-strong for cold climates, windy highways, or emotional instability.

• Holds on tight like a JD Vance voter in denial.

🧼 Application Tips & Fine Print

• Small air bubbles on magnets? Totally normal. They'll settle in heat or can be gently smoothed with a hair dryer.

• Slight imperfections in print or cut? Welcome to handmade. Doesn’t affect function—just adds personality.

• Not happy? Email us at hello@frogmustardstickers.com. We fix things.

🎉 Beyond the Sticker:

• ✉️ Monthly Sticker Subscriptions—get surprise chaos delivered to your door

• 🏆 Submit a design to our Sticker Contest & win your idea made real

• 💥 Follow @frogmustardstickers on IG/TikTok for giveaways, nonsense, and updates

• 🐸 Join the sticker cult at frogmustardstickers.com

💅 Why Buy from Frog Mustard?

Because the world has enough “Live Laugh Love.” We make funny memes stickers for people who would rather scream “I Eat Stickers Off Stop Signs” and mean it.

We started this out of pure spite, a little mental illness, and a need to laugh at traffic. Since then, Frog Mustard’s grown into a small business selling chaos coast-to-coast—funny bumper stickers, unhinged magnets, and decals that make your therapist nervous.

Every order supports our weird little team, our extremely spoiled pets, and our mission to make the road less polite—and a lot more fun.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.