Everything's Computer

Everything is Computer Sticker – Vinyl Decal & Magnet

The Truth Has Been Revealed.

Welcome to the ultimate reality check—because, let’s face it, everything is computer. Your car? Computer. Your fridge? Computer. The simulation you’re trapped in? Also computer.

If you’ve ever felt like you’re living inside a badly optimized game engine, then this weatherproof vinyl sticker (or magnet) is for you. Embrace the digital absurdity and let the world know that nothing is real, everything is code, and your toaster is probably watching you.

🚨 Limited Edition – Before the AI Overlords Delete It. 🚨

Why This Everything's Computer Sticker is a Must-Have

✔ 8.5” x 2.5” – Big enough to be noticed, small enough to stay cryptic.
✔ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl – Survives rain, existential dread, and software updates.
✔ Magnets available – Stick it, remove it, question your reality all over again.
✔ Commercially printed, small-biz powered – Made by real humans (for now).
✔ Bold, high-contrast design – Designed for maximum brain glitches.
✔ Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – Because everything is commerce.

Who Needs This Sticker?

✅ Tech nerds who see the Matrix.
✅ Gamers who recognize a bad rendering in real life.
✅ AI enthusiasts who know the singularity is coming.
✅ Anyone who’s ever yelled at a self-checkout machine.
✅ People who understand that their coffee maker is smarter than them.
✅ Those who read "everything is computer" and said, "Well, yeah, obviously."

Sticker vs. Magnet – Choose Your Reality

Vinyl Decal Edition

• Weatherproof, UV-resistant, and fade-proof – Just like the simulation you’re trapped in.
• Strong adhesive backing – Stays put but removes cleanly if you need to escape.
• Perfect for cars, laptops, servers, and deep space probes.

Magnet Edition

• 20mm magnetic backing – Clings to any metal surface, like a rogue AI.
• Great for fridges, toolboxes, and abandoned robot factories.
• Removable and reusable – Because your code is still being debugged.

Where to Slap This Sticker for Maximum Impact

🚗 Car bumper – Confuse and enlighten your fellow drivers.
💻 Laptop cover – Make your IT friends question everything.
🔌 Charging station – Plug in. Recharge. Accept your fate.
🎮 Gaming console – Perfect for your lagging existence.
🍕 Fridge door – Your smart fridge already knows.
📡 Satellite dish – Beam this message to the next civilization.
🛒 Self-checkout machine – Because deep down, it understands.

Why Our Stickers & Magnets Are Stronger Than Your Wi-Fi Signal

🚫 No peeling, no fading.
🚫 No weak magnets that disconnect.
🚫 No boring designs—this is peak existential chaos.

We’re a small business, not an algorithm. Every sticker is made with 100% real human effort (we think).

What People Are Saying (100% Verified, 1000% Confused)

🔥 “Slapped this on my laptop. Now my coworkers won’t stop talking about AI sentience.”
🔥 “Put it on my Tesla. The autopilot seems nervous.”
🔥 “My smart fridge is laughing at me. Not sure if that’s normal.”
🔥 "Everything is sticker. I accept this."

Bonus Uses for This Everything is Computer Sticker

💥 Gift it to your most paranoid friend.
💥 Stick it on your Roomba and see if it wakes up.
💥 Slap it on a vending machine and watch people hesitate.
💥 Use it as a warning label for reality itself.
💥 Attach it to your desktop and whisper ‘enhance’ every morning.
💥 Leave one in your office and watch HR panic.
💥 Put it on your neighbor’s Wi-Fi router.

How to Get This Everything is Computer Sticker Before It’s Gone

🔥 Buy 2, Get 1 FREE! – Because your fridge, laptop, and car need one.
🔥 FREE U.S. shipping! – No hidden fees, just hidden code.
🔥 Limited edition! – When it’s gone, it’s gone (or just simulated to be gone).

Final Warning – This Sticker Will Disrupt the System

If you’re still reading, you already need this sticker.

🚨 Buy now and embrace the digital absurdity! 🚨

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.