My Other Ride is a Femboy

My Other Ride Is a Femboy Bumper Sticker

This funny bumper sticker is for drivers who believe subtlety is for tax forms, beige sedans, and people who clap when planes land. Frog Mustard teamed up with gotfunnymerch.com to create “My Other Ride Is a Femboy,” a vehicular confession booth disguised as adhesive chaos.

Funny Bumper Sticker Energy for Degenerates With Turn Signals

This funny bumper sticker does not whisper. It honks directly into society’s third eye. Slap it on your car and instantly transform rush hour into performance art. Is it flirting? Is it a threat? Is it a legally questionable cry for help? Yes.

Perfect for cars, trucks, laptops, toolboxes, fridges, water bottles, or whatever object in your life needs to lose resale value with dignity.

Car Magnet Option for Commitment-Phobic Goblins

Need removable chaos? Choose the car magnet option and keep your sins portable. The car magnet is great for leased vehicles, shared cars, or anyone whose personality changes with the moon and/or gas prices. Stick it on, peel it off, move it around, confuse the neighbors, repeat until someone named Greg complains.

For cold climates, extra-thick magnet options may be the move because winter is fake and magnets deserve backup.

Vinyl Sticker Quality That Survives the Outside

The vinyl sticker version is printed for real-world abuse, not sad indoor sticker retirement. This vinyl sticker is built for bumpers, windows, coolers, helmets, laptops, and other sacred surfaces. It gives premium “I make poor choices on purpose” energy without peeling into a pathetic little sidewalk noodle after one rainstorm.

Weatherproof Sticker for Rain, Sun, and Public Judgment

Each weatherproof sticker is made to handle rain, sun, road grime, UV rays, and the emotional turbulence of being perceived. The weatherproof sticker finish helps keep the design bold, loud, and medically unnecessary. Basically, it survives weather better than most group chats survive honesty.

Buy 2 Get 1 Free, Because Hoarding Is Branding

Grab this funny sticker collab, then add two more pieces of Frog Mustard nonsense and your third item is free. Buy 2 Get 1 Free means your cart can become a tiny landfill of personality. Choose vinyl sticker, car magnet, or weatherproof sticker formats and start ruining silence professionally.

This funny bumper sticker is not for everyone. That’s the point.

Fill up that cart - it's Buy 2 Get 1 Free!

If this sticker feels like your brand of chaos, browse our Shop All section for more unhinged designs.

Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic.

Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.

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