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Come & Take It (Kevin James)
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Description
Bumper Sticker for People Who Speak Fluent Kevin James Meme
This bumper sticker is for drivers with elite bad taste and excellent internet poisoning.
It has the confidence of a man in a parking lot.
He looks ready to explain everything incorrectly.
Featuring “Come and Take It” and pure kevin james meme energy, this design is smug, weird, and deeply unnecessary.
It is also exactly the kind of thing Frog Mustard was put on this earth to unleash.
Put it on your car, truck, cooler, laptop, or emotional support water bottle and let the world deal with it.
Funny Bumper Sticker With Maximum Suburban Menace
This funny bumper sticker feels like a cursed reaction image turned into roadside propaganda.
It’s deadpan. It’s threatening in a way that makes no actual sense.
It feels like chain-restaurant confidence, barbecue smoke, and a group chat.
That group chat should have been muted years ago.
If your style lands between ironic patriotism and “this is probably a bad idea,” this one fits right in.
Car Magnet for Temporary Bad Decisions
Want the chaos without the commitment? The car magnet version is ready for you.
It gives you the same ridiculous visual impact.
You can peel it off when family members start asking questions.
Frog Mustard offers sticker and magnet formats.
Their magnets work best on clean, flat magnetic metal surfaces, not most plastic bumpers.
Trunks, hatchbacks, and metal doors are usually your best bet.
Vinyl Sticker Built for Outdoor Nonsense
The vinyl sticker version is made from premium weatherproof vinyl for outdoor use.
This weatherproof sticker can handle sun, rain, snow, and your ongoing refusal to act normal.
It sticks best to clean, dry, smooth surfaces.
It is made for actual road life.
The joke is unserious, but the material is not.
1–3 day processing and free U.S. shipping.
Weatherproof Sticker With a Buy 2 Get 1 Free Excuse
Like all proper Frog Mustard nonsense, this design gets even better in multiples.
Our Buy 2 Get 1 Free deal stacks.
Grab one for your vehicle, one for your laptop, and one for the most concerning person in your contacts.
Free U.S. shipping sweetens the deal, because apparently enabling chaos is part of the business model.
Fill up that cart - it's Buy 2 Get 1 Free!
If this sticker feels like your brand of chaos, browse our Shop All section for more unhinged designs.
Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic.
Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity.
For new drops, chaotic ideas, and stickers in the wild, follow us on Instagram—we post the good stuff there first.
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.
👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.
💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.
Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:
🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.