I Love Spaghetti & Lesbians
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Description
I Love Spaghetti & Lesbians Bumper Sticker
This design is pure, unfiltered chaos—in the best way. Inspired by @tylerhackertv’s brother, who casually answers “spaghetti and lesbians” when asked what he’s thinking about, this bumper sticker captures that exact energy: honest, random, and weirdly perfect.
It doesn’t try to be funny. It just is.
Funny Sticker That Actually Gets Reactions
Most jokes feel manufactured. This funny bumper sticker doesn’t.
It works because it’s unexpected and real—something people read twice before it fully hits. That split-second confusion followed by laughter? That’s the whole point.
Expect:
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Double takes at stoplights
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People snapping photos
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Someone in traffic laughing way harder than they should
It’s memorable without trying too hard.
Premium Vinyl Sticker That Holds Up
Every Frog Mustard vinyl sticker is made with durability in mind. This isn’t something that fades after a few weeks outdoors.
Features:
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Weatherproof vinyl (sun, rain, snow resistant)
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Strong adhesive for clean, smooth surfaces
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Crisp, high-contrast print
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Fade- and peel-resistant finish
This weatherproof sticker is built for daily exposure without losing its edge.
Optional Car Magnet Version
If you want flexibility, this design is also available as a car magnet.
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Thick magnetic backing
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Holds securely at speed
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Easy to remove or reposition
Same chaotic message—just less commitment.
Size, Use & Care
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Size: Standard bumper-friendly dimensions for easy readability
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Best surfaces: Cars, laptops, toolboxes, water bottles
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Application: Apply to a clean, dry, flat surface
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Care: Hand wash when possible; avoid seams or uneven surfaces
For magnets, use flat metal areas like trunks or doors (most bumpers are plastic).
FAQs
Is this sticker weatherproof?
Yes. It’s made from durable vinyl designed to handle outdoor conditions without fading or peeling.
Can I remove the sticker later?
You can remove it, but it’s intended for long-term use. The magnet option is best if you want flexibility.
Will this sticker stick over another sticker?
No—application works best on a clean, smooth surface to ensure proper adhesion.
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.
👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.
💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.
Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:
🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.