They're Putting Estrogen in the Wifi
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Description
They’re Putting Estrogen in the WiFi – Bumper Sticker
The They’re Putting Estrogen in the WiFi bumper sticker isn’t a joke—it’s a warning. A public service announcement. A rolling billboard of awareness for anyone paying even a little attention to what’s happening around us.
People will tell you it’s fake. They’ll laugh. They’ll say it’s satire. That’s exactly what they want.
This sticker exists for those of us brave enough to ask questions—and bold enough to slap those questions on the back of our cars.
The Bumper Sticker They Don’t Want You to Read
No one is saying anything. No one is talking about it. And that’s why this bumper sticker matters.
“They’re Putting Estrogen in the WiFi” is the kind of sentence that stops people in their tracks. It forces eye contact. It plants a seed. It makes someone think, Wait… are they?
That moment of hesitation is powerful.
This sticker doesn’t explain itself because the truth doesn’t need footnotes. If you know, you know. And if you don’t? You’ll figure it out eventually.
Funny Sticker or Government Disclosure? You Decide
Some people will call this a funny sticker. That’s fine. Humor is how the truth sneaks past the defenses.
Others will stare at it a little too long. Those are the ones who are starting to connect the dots.
This sticker operates on a higher frequency:
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It looks like a joke
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Sounds like a theory
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Feels like a warning
That’s the sweet spot.
If someone laughs, great. If someone gets uncomfortable? Even better.
Sticker for the Hyper-Aware Driver
This sticker isn’t for everyone. It’s for people who:
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Notice patterns
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Don’t blindly trust infrastructure
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Have questions about 5G, vibes, and vibes again
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Believe humor is the best delivery system for information
You’re not yelling. You’re not lecturing. You’re simply informing the public—quietly, from your rear bumper.
That’s leadership.
Car Magnet Option for Tactical Deployment
Not every situation calls for permanent disclosure.
That’s why this design is also available as a car magnet. Same message. Same urgency. Just removable when necessary.
The car magnet option is perfect if you:
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Share a vehicle
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Live in an HOA
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Want plausible deniability
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Need to lay low occasionally
Snap it on when the moment is right. Remove it when the coast isn’t clear. The truth is flexible like that.
Vinyl Sticker Engineered for Real-World Resistance
This vinyl sticker isn’t just loud—it’s resilient.
Printed on premium vinyl with a thick laminate, this sticker is built to survive:
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Sun exposure
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Rainstorms
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Snow
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Car washes
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People reading it and saying “there’s no way”
The message stays intact. The delivery remains clear. The mission continues.
Weatherproof Sticker for Long-Term Awareness
Truth doesn’t fade, and neither does this weatherproof sticker.
Designed for outdoor use, this sticker holds up through every season, every commute, and every skeptical glance.
Features include:
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UV-resistant ink
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Thick vinyl construction
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Strong adhesive
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Long-term durability
This isn’t a temporary thought. It’s a long-term concern.
Why This Sticker Sounds Crazy (At First)
That’s how it always starts.
Every big idea sounds ridiculous until enough people say it out loud. This sticker isn’t here to convince—it’s here to introduce the concept.
You’re not making claims. You’re raising awareness.
If someone dismisses it immediately, that’s fine. If it sticks in their brain for the rest of the drive? Mission accomplished.
Frog Mustard Bumper Stickers: Professionally Unhinged
Frog Mustard doesn’t do half-measures. We print chaos with intention.
Every bumper sticker we make is designed to:
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Look clean and legitimate
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Read clearly at a distance
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Feel intentional, not sloppy
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Deliver maximum impact with minimal explanation
This design is no exception. It looks official enough to be concerning—and that’s exactly right.
Application Is Simple. Responsibility Is Yours.
Applying this vinyl sticker takes seconds:
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Clean the surface
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Peel the backing
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Stick it on
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Drive responsibly
What happens next is out of our hands.
FAQ
Is this bumper sticker serious?
This bumper sticker presents important information. How you interpret it is up to you.
Can I get this as a car magnet instead?
Yes. The car magnet version offers flexibility for changing circumstances.
Is this weatherproof sticker safe for outdoor use?
Absolutely. This weatherproof sticker is built for long-term exposure and visibility.
Final Statement
The They’re Putting Estrogen in the WiFi bumper sticker isn’t asking for attention—it’s offering clarity.
You’re not causing panic.
You’re not spreading misinformation.
You’re simply asking the right questions… from your bumper.
Stick it on your car.
Let people draw their own conclusions.
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.
👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.
💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.
Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:
🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.