ANTI ICE Sticker – “Disappointed Parent of an ICE Agent”

This ANTI ICE sticker is for the parents who are doing their best, processing their feelings in public, and choosing humor over screaming into the void. It’s disappointed. It’s judgmental. It’s deeply uncomfortable at the family reunion. And it belongs on your car.

Some kids grow up to be artists.
Some become teachers.
Some call their mom every Sunday.

And then… some become ICE agents.

Whether you’re slapping this on a bumper, a laptop, a water bottle, or upgrading to the magnet version for commitment issues, this design does exactly what Frog Mustard does best: say the quiet part loud, with jokes.

Funny Bumper Sticker Energy That Cuts Deep

Let’s be clear: this isn’t subtle.
This ANTI ICE sticker isn’t here to whisper. It’s here to sit in traffic and make eye contact.

“Disappointed Parent of an ICE Agent” delivers peak emotional damage in just a few words. It reads like a sentence you’d overhear at Thanksgiving right before someone storms out and someone else opens a second bottle of wine.

As a funny bumper sticker, it hits three important notes:

• Dark humor

• Political commentary without a lecture

• A vibe that says “we tried our best and still ended up here”

It’s not preachy. It’s not a paragraph. It’s just devastating enough to let other drivers fill in the blanks themselves.

Car Magnet Option for the Chronically Indecisive

Not ready to commit? We get it. Families are complicated.

This sticker is also available as a car magnet, which means:

• Easy on, easy off

• No adhesive anxiety

• Perfect for leased cars, rental cars, or emotional detachment

Our car magnet option uses thick, durable material designed to stay put at highway speeds while still being removable when you need plausible deniability.

Same message. Same chaos. Slightly less permanent.

Weatherproof Sticker Built for Long-Term Disappointment

This isn’t some flimsy novelty situation. Whether you choose the vinyl or the magnet, this weatherproof sticker is made to survive:

• Rain

• Sun

• Snow

• Car washes

• The passage of time

• Awkward silence at red lights

Printed on premium vinyl, this ANTI ICE sticker won’t fade, peel, or give up the ghost after one season. Much like parental disappointment, it’s built to last.

Stick it outside. Stick it inside. Stick it somewhere that will absolutely start a conversation you don’t want to finish.

Vinyl Anti ICE Sticker That Says What You’re Thinking

As a vinyl sticker, this design shines in its simplicity. No graphics. No mascots. Just text that punches straight through the windshield of modern discomfort.

This ANTI ICE sticker works because it feels real. It sounds like something someone actually said. Something someone definitely thought. Something someone maybe shouldn’t admit… but did anyway.

Use it on:

• Cars

• Laptops

• Toolboxes

• Coolers

• Notebooks

• Anywhere disappointment feels appropriate

It pairs beautifully with other Frog Mustard designs if your aesthetic is “politically aware but still unhinged.”

Why This Sticker Hits Harder Than Most

A lot of political stickers try to explain themselves. This one doesn’t.

This sticker trusts the reader to get it. It trusts the moment. It trusts the awkward pause after someone reads it.

It’s funny because it’s specific.
It’s effective because it’s short.
It’s memorable because it sounds personal.

That’s the Frog Mustard sweet spot: chaos, clarity, and just enough emotional damage to make it art.

Product Details (The Boring But Necessary Stuff)

• Available as vinyl sticker or car magnet

• Premium, thick materials

• Fully weatherproof sticker construction

• Designed and printed in the USA

• Made to survive real-world driving, not just vibes

• Size optimized for bumpers and visible surfaces

This sticker is made to be seen, read, and silently judged by strangers at stoplights.

FAQs

Is this sticker just a joke?

Both. This sticker uses humor to make a clear statement without turning into a manifesto. It’s political, personal, and funny on purpose.

Can I get this as a magnet instead of a vinyl sticker?

Yes! This sticker is available as a car magnet if you want flexibility or need to remove it occasionally (for work, family, or survival reasons).

Is this a weatherproof sticker for outdoor use?

Absolutely. Whether you choose the vinyl or magnet version, this sticker is fully weatherproof, UV-resistant, and built for real cars in real conditions.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.