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My Cat is a Federal Informant
✔ Waterproof, UV-proof vinyl
✔ Ships in 1–2 business days
✔ Orders with 4+ magnets automatically upgraded to parcel tracking
Made in-house by our small U.S. team — no dropshipping, no mystery warehouse.
Description
My Cat is a Federal Informant Sticker – The Ultimate Funny Cat Sticker for Suspicious Felines
The My Cat is a Federal Informant Sticker is for those who suspect their furry friend is working with the authorities, understand that the government operates in mysterious ways, and want to warn others that their cat may be gathering intelligence at all times. It’s not just a funny cat sticker—it’s a classified document, a serious allegation, and a hilarious way to call out your pet for their suspicious behavior.
🐱 HE SEES EVERYTHING. HE KNOWS TOO MUCH. TRUST NO ONE. 🐱
Some people adopt cats for companionship. Some people think their feline just wants treats and naps. But you? You’ve seen the signs. You’ve heard the coded meows. Your cat is watching. Your cat is listening. Your cat is a FED.
Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or directly onto your cat’s collar (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:
🚨 Your feline is feeding intel to the feds.
🐾 If they disappear at 3 AM, don’t ask questions.
🔥 Trust no cat. Not even your own.
And if someone asks, “Wait… is your cat really a federal informant?” Just lower your voice, glance around, and whisper, ‘I’ve said too much already.’
Why This Funny Cat Sticker is a Must-Have
✅ Exposes Your Cat’s Government Ties – Big Brother isn’t watching. Your cat is.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Unhinged Feline Suspicion – Big enough to raise eyebrows, small enough to stay off the FBI’s radar.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and whistleblower-proof.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, conspiracy boards, government databases.
✅ A Certified Cat Sticker – Because cats are untrustworthy little spies.
Where to Stick This Cat Sticker for Maximum Misinformation
🐱 Your Car Bumper – So tailgaters know your feline might be undercover.
💻 Your Laptop – For when you’re researching ‘How to tell if your cat is wearing a wire.’
🚰 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay skeptical.
🐾 Your Friend’s House Who Just Got a Kitten – They deserve to be warned.
🔥 The Nearest FBI Office (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But imagine.
Why Cats Cannot Be Trusted
Most people:
😻 Think their cat is cute and innocent.
🐾 Believe the meows are just for food.
🚪 Don’t question why their cat disappears into a dark room for hours.
You?
🚨 Understand that those midnight zoomies might be secret meetings.
👀 Have seen your cat staring at you like they’re taking notes.
🐱 Know that every purr could be a wiretap.
This cat sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a warning.
Who Needs This Funny Cat Sticker?
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Love Unhinged Humor – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 Cat Owners Who Have Seen Too Much – You know who you are.
🔥 That One Friend Who Swears Their Cat Is Up to Something – They need this validation.
🔥 Anyone Who Questions Their Cat’s True Allegiances – The signs are all there.
🔥 People Who Just Love Watching Strangers Laugh in Traffic – Peak entertainment.
Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Cat Conspiracy Awareness
🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to make people think twice, small enough to stay low-profile.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and espionage-proof.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because even informants deserve to shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, secret missions, and sudden disappearances.
Why You Need This Funny Cat Sticker Immediately
You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like groceries.
OR…
You could be fully embracing the possibility that your cat is a government plant, making sure everyone around you understands the risks, and ensuring that your feline knows YOU know.
The My Cat is a Federal Informant Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a message, a theory, and a way to make your FBI agent laugh.
And if someone asks, “Do you actually believe this?” Just glance at your cat and say, ‘I’ll never tell.’
How to Alert the Public About Feline Espionage in 4 Easy Steps
1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because the truth must be exposed.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and hopefully not monitored.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but so does your cat when you enter a room.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then watch as people either laugh or start to think.
Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5” x 2.5”
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4”
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl
- Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant, and car wash safe (stickers) when properly applied
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces. Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering
- Try your trunk, doors, or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and dry completely
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy, or low surface energy surfaces
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design. Do not apply under 45 degrees F
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker to allow the adhesive to bond
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather (snow/extreme winds)
- Clean under magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond, even with premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured/plastic/dirty/incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. If you’re unsure about your surface, please message us before applying or purchasing.
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