I Don't Flush the Toilet, the Sound SCARES Me
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I Don’t Flush the Toilet, The Sound Scares Me Sticker – The Ultimate Grim Reaper Sticker for the Fearless (Except for Loud Noises)
It’s not just funny bumper stickers—it’s a confession, a warning, and an unbreakable bond between those who understand.
YOU THINK YOU’RE TOUGH? TRY FLUSHING A PUBLIC TOILET WITHOUT FLINCHING.
Some people fear death. Some fear the unknown. But the strongest among us? We fear the toilet flush.
The I Don’t Flush the Toilet, The Sound Scares Me Sticker is a tribute to the real ones—the ones who would rather walk away in shame than risk getting jump-scared by plumbing.
Slap this grim reaper sticker on your car, laptop, bathroom mirror, or public restroom stall (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:
🚽 I’m not afraid of the dark, but I AM afraid of automatic flushers.
💀 I laugh in the face of death, but not in the face of high-powered plumbing.
🚽 If you hear me screaming in the bathroom, just know it was the flush.
And if someone says, "That’s ridiculous.” They’ve clearly never used an airport restroom.
Why Funny Bumper Stickers are a Must-Have
✅ Instantly Calls Out the Weak – Flushing with confidence? Couldn’t be me.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Plumbing Paranoia – Big enough to justify your fear.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and flush-resistant.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, bathroom stalls (but maybe don’t), fear-ridden souls.
✅ Certified Funny Bumper Stickers – Because public restrooms are terrifying.
Where to Stick Funny Bumper Stickers for Maximum Chaos
💀 Your Car Bumper – So everyone behind you knows your deepest fear.
💀 Your Bathroom Mirror – A daily reminder to prepare for battle.
💀 Your Laptop – For when the work toilet is too powerful.
💀 A Public Restroom Door – So others know they’re not alone.
💀 A Plumbing Supply Store – For irony.
Toilet Flush Anxiety is Real. We Don’t Talk About It Enough.
🚽 Why are public toilets SO LOUD?
🚽 Why do some flush automatically when you’re still sitting there?
🚽 Why do they sound like they’re summoning a demon?
🚽 Why do you feel like you have to RUN after flushing?
This funny bumper sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a conversation starter.
Who Needs This Funny Bumper Sticker?
🔥 People Who Have Ever Braced Themselves Before Flushing – We see you.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate the Unhinged – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 That One Friend Who Leaves the Bathroom Looking Shaken – This is their personality now.
🔥 Anyone Who Has Ever Been Personally Victimized by an Automatic Toilet – You are valid.
🔥 People Who Fear No Man, But Fear the Flush – We salute you.
Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Bathroom Fear
🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to be read from the next stall.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and fear-proof.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because terror should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive flush-induced panic, restroom horror stories, and emotional damage.
Why You Need This Funny Bumper Sticker Immediately
You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like soap and toilet paper.
OR…
You could be validating an entire generation of people who have been personally attacked by the sound of high-pressure plumbing.
The I Don’t Flush the Toilet, The Sound Scares Me Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a badge of honor, a call for justice, and a warning to all who enter the restroom unprepared.
And if someone asks, “Are you actually afraid of toilet flushes?” Just look them in the eyes and say, ‘Try using a gas station restroom at 2 AM and get back to me.’
How to Make the World Acknowledge the Horror of Toilet Flushes in 4 Easy Steps
1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because restroom justice is overdue.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and completely justified.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but your fear lasts forever.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then proceed to run out of the restroom like your life depends on it.
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.
👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.
💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.
Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:
🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.