My Other Car is Actually Shittier Sticker – The Ultimate Other Car Bumper Sticker

The My Other Car is Actually Shittier Sticker is for those who have a deep appreciation for beater cars, drive vehicles that should’ve been scrapped years ago, and believe that “Check Engine” lights are just decorations. It’s not just an other car bumper sticker—it’s an honest confession, a flex on broke car culture, and a warning to anyone thinking your ride is bad now.

🚗 IF YOU THINK THIS ONE IS BAD, YOU SHOULD SEE THE OTHER ONE. 🚗

Some people upgrade their cars. Some people drive something sleek, stylish, and well-maintained. But you? You live by a different philosophy—why have one questionable car when you can have TWO?

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, toolbox, or directly onto your spare tire (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

🚗 If you think this car is bad, you don’t wanna see the backup.
🔥 Reliability? Optional. Character? Unlimited.
💨 More rust than metal, more personality than horsepower.

And if someone asks, “Wait… how bad is your other car?” Just shake your head and say, ‘You don’t wanna know.’

Why This Bumper Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Instantly Lowers Expectations for Your Vehicle – No need to explain. The sticker says it all.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Self-Aware Automotive Chaos – Big enough to be seen, small enough to stay classy.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and oil-leak-proof.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, toolboxes, gas station bathroom doors, repair invoices.
✅ A Certified Other Car Bumper Sticker – Because bad cars deserve recognition.

Where to Stick This Bumper Sticker for Maximum Impact

🚗 Your Car Bumper – So everyone knows you’ve got an even worse one at home.
💻 Your Laptop – For when you’re Googling ‘How long can I ignore an oil leak?’
🚰 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay broke.
🔧 Your Toolbox – Because fixing it yourself is the only option.
🔥 Your Friend’s Car Who Thinks Theirs is Bad – Time to humble them.

Why Owning Multiple Beater Cars is a Personality Trait

Most people:

💰 Drive reliable cars.
🚘 Follow manufacturer-recommended maintenance schedules.
😑 Don’t get emotionally attached to their dying vehicles.

You?

🔥 See a junker and think, ‘That’s got potential.’
🔧 Have mastered the art of keeping a car running through sheer willpower.
🚗 Understand that a bad car isn’t broken—it’s just quirky.

This other car bumper sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s an identity.

Who Needs This Bumper Sticker?

🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Love Car Humor – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 People Who Own More Cars Than They Can Handle – If it’s parked in the backyard, it counts.
🔥 That One Friend Who Always Says ‘I Can Fix It’ – They can’t, but we respect the effort.
🔥 Anyone Who Drives a Vehicle Held Together by Zip Ties – You deserve this.
🔥 People Who Just Love Watching Strangers Laugh in Traffic – Peak entertainment.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Beater Car Energy

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to make a statement, small enough to stay ironic.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and check-engine-light-proof.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because even bad cars deserve a little shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, duct tape repairs, and questionable engine noises.

Why You Need This Other Car Bumper Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like car repairs.

OR…

You could be embracing the fact that every car you own is a beautiful disaster, making sure everyone behind you knows there’s something even worse waiting in your driveway, and flexing on all the people who think “reliable” is a good trait in a vehicle.

The My Other Car is Actually Shittier Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a statement, a lifestyle, and an inside joke for anyone who’s ever had to pray before turning the key.

And if someone asks, “How bad is your other car?” Just sigh, stare off into the distance, and whisper, ‘Worse.’

How to Let Everyone Know Your Backup Ride is Even Worse in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because self-awareness is important.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and more reliable than your transmission.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, unlike your acceleration.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then watch as people either laugh or feel concerned.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.