Sorry for Speeding, I Have IBS Sticker – The Funniest IBS Sticker for Urgent Situations

The Sorry for Speeding, I Have IBS Sticker is for those who live life with a constant sense of urgency, know the location of every public restroom within a 10-mile radius, and have mastered the fine art of clenching through a traffic jam. It’s not just an sticker—it’s **a warning, a cry for help, and a request for some damn courtesy on the road. **

💨 MOVE OVER, THIS IS A MEDICAL EMERGENCY. 💨

Some people drive the speed limit. Some people obey traffic laws, stay calm in traffic, and believe no destination is worth rushing for. But you? You live on the edge. Every red light is a gamble. Every traffic jam is a countdown. You’re not speeding because you want to—you’re speeding because you have to.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or directly onto a restroom stall (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

🚽 I’m not reckless—I’m realistic.
💨 If you don’t let me merge, it’s your problem now.
🔥 This sticker is waterproof, but my situation isn’t.

And if someone asks, “Is this sticker serious?” Just stare out the window and say, ‘You wouldn’t understand.’

Why This IBS Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ A Sticker for Those Who Live Life in the Fast Lane (Literally) – Every second counts.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Digestive Chaos – Big enough to be seen, small enough to stay tasteful (unlike your gut).
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and toilet-paper-safe.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, bathrooms, gastroenterologist offices.
✅ A Certified Sticker – Because awareness matters.

Where to Stick This Funny Sticker for Maximum Impact

🚽 Your Car Bumper – So tailgaters understand what’s at stake.
💻 Your Laptop – For when you’re researching ‘low FODMAP survival tips.’
🚰 Your Water Bottle – Hydration and digestive distress go hand in hand.
🔥 Your Friend’s Car (Who Never Understands Why You’re in a Hurry) – They need to learn.
📦 A Taco Bell Drive-Thru (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But imagine.

Why IBS Deserves a Fast Lane Pass

Most people:

🚗 Take their time.
🛑 Don’t fear red lights.
🚽 Have complete control over their bodily functions.

You?

🔥 Every second in traffic is a gamble.
💨 You don’t just drive—you race destiny.
🚦 If you slow me down, it’s your problem now.

This sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a public safety announcement.

Who Needs This Funny IBS Sticker?

🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Love Medical Humor – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 People Who Have Had One Too Many Close Calls – You know the struggle.
🔥 That One Friend Who Has to Map Restrooms Before Every Trip – They understand.
🔥 Anyone Who Enjoys Watching Strangers React in Traffic – Peak entertainment.
🔥 People Who Just Want an Excuse for Their Driving Habits – You deserve this.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Gastrointestinal Urgency

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to warn other drivers.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and stress-proof.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because gut distress should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, traffic jams, and suspicious gas station food.

Why You Need This IBS Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like fiber supplements.

OR…

You could be **fully embracing your digestive destiny, making strangers in traffic reconsider their road rage, and ensuring that everyone around you understands that when IBS calls, you answer. **

The Sorry for Speeding, I Have IBS Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a badge of honor, a survival tool, and a silent plea for understanding.

And if someone asks, “But can’t you just hold it?” Just shake your head and whisper, ‘If only.’

How to Ensure People Give You the Right of Way in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because every second in traffic counts.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and medically necessary.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, unlike your ability to wait in a long line.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then get home as quickly as possible.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
-We can't offer refunds for application to textured/plastic/dirty surfaces or poor application practices.
-Frog Mustard products work best on a glossy/smooth, clean, dry surface, road, and car tested. You assume the risk if you apply to a weird surface.

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
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Stolen or Lost Mail:
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