"SORRY I HAVE IBS!" – The Ultimate Funny Cat Sticker

Nothing says "I'm just trying to survive out here" quite like a funny cat sticker with a digestive system in full rebellion. Maybe your gut has declared mutiny. Maybe you're just embracing the chaos. Either way, this sticker lets the world know that you and your intestines are in a constant battle, and you are NOT winning.

Slap on This Funny Cat Sticker & Let Fate Decide

The power of TMI in sticker form is here. Stick this masterpiece on your laptop, car, water bottle, or anywhere else that deserves to know the truth about your internal struggles.

Why You Need This Sticker:

✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Just like your stomach, this bad boy is tough.
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your digestive system, this won’t crumble under pressure.
✅ Screaming cat energy – A feline representation of your daily suffering.
✅ 3M adhesive backing – Sticks better than that one food you definitely shouldn’t have eaten.
✅ Easy to remove – For when you finally decide to pretend you have a normal digestive tract.

Where to Stick This Cat-tastrophe:

• Your car – Let every driver behind you know what’s really going on.

• Laptop – Ideal for when you’re trapped at work but your gut is plotting its next attack.

• Water bottle – Hydration is key, even if your stomach hates you.

• Fridge – Just a friendly reminder that dairy is NOT your friend.

• Bathroom mirror – Daily affirmation that at least your sticker looks good.

Why This Sticker Exists (A Perfectly Logical Justification)

For too long, people have suffered in silence. No more. This is your battle cry. A vinyl testament to the war raging inside you. Whether it was last night’s Taco Bell or an ill-advised sip of oat milk, your stomach deserves a voice. And that voice is this sticker.

Who Needs This Sticker?

• People with IBS – Obviously.

• People who THINK they have IBS – Probably just lactose intolerance, but who’s counting?

• Anyone who’s ever googled ‘why does coffee hate me?’ – We see you.

• Cat owners – Because let’s be real, your cat has worse IBS than you.

• Anyone who enjoys making strangers uncomfortable – Congrats, this is the perfect icebreaker.

Sticker Specs:

📏 Size: 3" x 3"
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum aesthetic regret
💪 Adhesion: Sticks to most surfaces but removes cleanly—unlike dairy from your diet.

Ready to Let the World Know?

Get your Funny Cat Sticker today and wear your digestive distress like a badge of honor.

Look, if you’re here, you already know that your stomach and dairy have been mortal enemies since birth. The real question is: Why are you like this?

Is it the iced coffee? The four slices of pizza at 2 AM? The audacity of breathing air? No one knows. Science is still investigating. What we do know is that this sticker is your official license to suffer loudly.

Imagine the scenarios. You’re in a public bathroom for the fourth time that day. Someone gives you that look. No need to explain—just point to the sticker. Instant understanding. Immediate respect. Or fear. Either way, it works.

The cat in this sticker? It’s YOU. It’s the universal expression of someone who rolled the dice on Taco Tuesday and lost. Big time.

Whether you’re laughing through the pain or just looking for a sticker that truly gets you, this is the one. Embrace your fate. Order now, and let the world know you and your intestines are not okay.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.