Consider This a F*cking Warning - Forklift Meme

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Description

Forklift Meme Sticker – "Consider This a F*cking Warning" Vinyl Decal

No Beeps. No Brakes. Just Vibes (and a Forklift)

Some stickers whisper. This one threatens. Meet the forklift meme of your unhinged dreams: "Consider This a F*cking Warning" boldly printed beneath the noble image of a forklift mid-maneuver. This is not a drill. This is not safe. This is an 8.5” x 2.5” weatherproof sticker or 20mm magnet carrying the energy of a guy who got certified in 2009 and hasn’t slowed down since.

Perfect for anyone who respects OSHA laws in theory but not in practice, this forklift meme decal is printed with commercial-grade clarity on high-quality vinyl. Choose the classic decal or the magnetic version—either way, it’s going to confuse your neighbors, HR, and maybe your priest.


Why This Meme Sticker Is Aggressively Necessary

  • 8.5” x 2.5” size – Large enough to be seen from a loading dock away

  • Weatherproof & UV-resistant – Built to last longer than your last forklift license

  • Vinyl or 20mm magnet – Stick it down or swap it out as needed

  • Commercial-grade print – photo so clean it’s almost threatening

  • Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – For the whole chaotic crew

This is the meme that demands respect, laughs, and probably a citation. Whether you operate heavy machinery or just look like you do, this sticker is for you.


Who Needs This?

🏗️ Forklift operators with rage issues
📦 Warehouse workers who moonlight as chaos goblins
🚛 Truck drivers who want to send a message before reversing
😤 Anyone who has yelled “clear the aisle!” unironically

This meme is designed for people who have seen too much, lifted too hard, and survived five near-misses before lunch. If you've ever considered flipping a pallet just to prove a point, this sticker matches your energy.

Also perfect for office workers who want to LARP as industrial menaces or HR rebels who live for passive-aggressive workplace comedy.


Decal vs. Magnet – Choose Your Forklift Fighter

Vinyl Decal:

  • Ultra-durable adhesive that clings to bumpers, laptops, and shift logs

  • Weatherproof enough for job sites, outdoor break rooms, and forklifts

  • Permanent enough to scare away clipboard people

Magnet:

  • 20mm thick and unreasonably bold

  • Easily transferable across vehicles, fridges, lockers, or equipment

  • Detach it when the safety inspector shows up


Where to Slap This Meme Sticker

🚗 Car bumper – Let tailgaters know you don’t mess around
🧰 Toolbox – Decorate with a threat and a forklift
🏢 Laptop – Bring forklift energy to every Zoom call
🚪 Breakroom fridge – Establish dominance
📋 Forklift dashboard – Obviously

Stick it anywhere authority trembles and chaos reigns. Surprise your shift lead. Confuse the intern. Tape it to your back and walk confidently through the warehouse.


Why This Forklift Meme Sticker Hits Harder Than a Pallet Jack

🚫 No cheap pixel art
🚫 No motivational quotes
🚫 No safe, family-friendly design choices

This is pure forklift-core, straight from a small biz that celebrates union-strength unhinged humor. Printed with commercial equipment, packaged with care, and shipped free across the U.S., this sticker does NOT beep when backing up—but it should.


Real Reviews from Real Forklift Psychos

🔥 "My boss told me I can’t display this. So now it’s on my car. He gets it."
🔥 "Slapped this on my Yeti cooler. Now people hand me pallets of respect."
🔥 "It’s the only warning sign I respect."


Other Uses for Peak Forklift Energy

  • Gift it to your most unstable coworker

  • Use it as a passive-aggressive HR resignation letter

  • Decorate your bachelor pad tool wall

  • Add it to your Tinder bio photo shoot

  • Tape it to a whiteboard and call it warehouse policy

No matter where you stick it, it becomes law. Even OSHA won’t argue with this forklift meme. (Okay, they might.)


A Forklift Meme for the Ages

This sticker does what no reflective vest can: it demands space. It makes eye contact. It questions authority. It forklifts the vibe.

It’s not just about industrial equipment. It’s about emotional momentum. It’s about forklift memes taking their rightful place in meme canon. It’s about asserting dominance in the most absurd way possible—with a weatherproof rectangle and a photo of a machine no one’s legally cleared you to drive.

This isn’t merch—it’s a statement.


Final Thoughts Before You Clock In

This forklift meme sticker isn’t just vinyl. It’s a threat. It’s a warning. It’s a lifestyle choice with a lifting capacity of 6,000 pounds and zero patience.

Whether you’re actually forklift-certified or just spiritually chaotic, this sticker was made for you. Throw it in the cart before your shift starts.

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Product Info & Disclaimers

Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:

– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.

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