I Brake for Cemeteries Sticker – The Ultimate Brake Sticker for Spooky Souls & Respectful Drivers

Slap this funny brake sticker on your car, hearse, laptop, or EMF detector and let the world know: you stop for graveyards, no questions asked.

SOME PEOPLE BRAKE FOR PEDESTRIANS. I BRAKE FOR THE DEAD.

Look, some folks slam their brakes for squirrels, others for speed traps. But you? You see a cemetery, and you’re hitting the brakes like a ghost just whispered in your ear.

The I Brake for Cemeteries Sticker is for the drivers who pay their respects, feel the eerie vibes, and maybe just want to see if they can spot a ghost on the way to Trader Joe’s.

Why This Brake Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Warns Drivers Behind You – You WILL slam the brakes for a roadside cemetery.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Paranormal Awareness – Big enough to be read from the afterlife.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and ghost-proof (we think).
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, headstones (not recommended but also… hilarious), ghost-hunting equipment.
✅ A Certified Funny Sticker – Because braking for cemeteries is a personality trait.

Where to Stick This Funny Sticker for Maximum Impact

⚰️ Your Car Bumper – So tailgaters know you’re about to stop in the middle of the road.
⚰️ Your Laptop – Because your search history is already 90% haunted places.
⚰️ Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay spooky.
⚰️ Your Dashboard – So you never miss a cemetery sighting.
⚰️ A Funeral Home Sign – Not saying you should, but…

Why This Sticker is a Public Service Announcement

There are two types of people in this world:

🚗 People who drive past cemeteries without a second thought.
🛑 People who slow down, stare, and whisper, “Damn, that’s a nice cemetery.”

If you’re the latter, this sticker is for you.

Who Needs This Funny Sticker?

🔥 Ghost Hunters & Paranormal Enthusiasts – Spooky season is year-round.
🔥 People Who Visit Cemeteries for Fun – You know who you are.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate the Unhinged – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 That One Friend Who Treats Every Cemetery Like a Tourist Attraction – They need this, immediately.
🔥 Anyone Who's Ever Slammed the Brakes Just to Read an Old Gravestone – We see you. We respect you.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Cemetery Stops

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to warn everyone behind you.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and EMF-resistant (probably).
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because ghosts deserve quality.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, road trips, and unexpected hauntings.

Why You Need This Brake Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like gas or windshield wiper fluid.

OR…

You could be declaring your commitment to spontaneous cemetery visits with zero shame.

The I Brake for Cemeteries Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a lifestyle choice, a ghost-hunting permit, and a guaranteed way to make people behind you wonder what’s going on.

And if they don’t get it? That’s THEIR problem.

How to Make Your Car the Official Ghost-Hunting Vehicle in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because you know you need this.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and not cursed (as far as we know).
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but your love for cemeteries is eternal.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then proceed to brake for every single cemetery you see.

There are two types of drivers in the world.

The ones who barely notice cemeteries as they speed by, and the ones who hit the brakes like they just saw a full-bodied apparition.

If you’re reading this, you already know which one you are.

This sticker is for the people who find cemeteries calming, who wander through old graveyards just for fun, and who fully expect to see a ghost at some point in their lifetime.

It’s for the ones who slow down, roll down their window, and admire headstones like they’re art. The ones who Google the history of every cemetery they drive past.

Because honestly? Cemeteries deserve respect.

So if you’re ready to turn your car into an official ghost-hunting, historical-preservation, cemetery-appreciation vehicle, there’s only one thing left to do.

Click ‘Add to Cart’ and brake for the afterlife today.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.