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Tell Your Cat I Said Pspspsps (Square)
✔ Waterproof, UV-proof vinyl
✔ Ships in 1–2 business days
✔ Orders with 4+ magnets automatically upgraded to parcel tracking
Made in-house by our small U.S. team — no dropshipping, no mystery warehouse.
Description
🚨 WARNING: These Bumper Stickers & Magnets May Cause Laughing Fits in Traffic 🚨
Welcome to Frog Mustard — home of the most unhinged, unapologetically weird, and weatherproof bumper stickers and magnets this side of the internet. Over 50,000 sold, 7,000+ 5-star reviews, featured in the New York Times, and available in 70+ retail stores across the U.S., including most Zumiez locations.
🐸 Product Specs:
Size: Most rectangular stickers/magnets are approx. 8.5” x 2.5”. (Sizing may vary slightly due to the handmade nature of our process. Mockups are just for vibes — they aren’t to scale.)
Material: Premium, all-weather vinyl that slaps — literally. Waterproof, car wash safe, fade-proof, smudge-proof, and apocalypse-resistant.
Magnets: Standard magnets are crafted with 20 mil thickness for flexibility and hold. Want an upgrade? We offer 30 mil thick magnets on our website — highly recommended for cold climates or if your car gets bullied by the wind.
Die-cut designs? Check the listing titles for accurate sizing or message us with questions!
⚠️ Magnet Warning:
Not all bumpers are created equal. Some newer cars (especially aluminum ones) won’t hold magnets — test your car with a fridge magnet first! Apply magnets only to clean, dry, magnetic surfaces.
🔥 Application Tips:
Stickers:
Clean surface (alcohol/water works).
Peel ‘n slap.
Press from center out. Smooth like you mean it.
Magnets:
Stick ‘em on. Re-stick. Take ‘em off for car washes or extreme temps. Air bubbles? Totally normal — they'll settle in heat or with a quick blast from a hair dryer.
🧼 Minor Disclaimers:
Bubbling, slight material inconsistencies, and human error can happen.
Magnets and stickers are handmade. Variations in cut or finish are normal and won’t affect use.
Problems? Shoot us a message. We always make it right.
📬 Email us anytime at hello@frogmustardstickers.com.
🎁 Beyond Etsy:
🚗 Monthly Subscriptions – Get surprise Frog Mustard goods delivered to your cave every month.
🌍 Sticker Design Contest – Submit your deranged ideas via our site. Winner gets a free sticker or magnet + internet glory.
🎉 Giveaways – Follow us on socials @frogmustardstickers for frequent chaos and free stuff.
🐸 Why Frog Mustard?
Because the world needs fewer “live laugh love” signs and more “My Cat Is a Federal Informant” energy.
We’re a small, weird Washington-based team making funny, high-quality chaos for your car. Join the sticker cult.
🛒 More chaos at frogmustardstickers.com
🎥 TikTok, IG, Pinterest: @frogmustardstickers
🐦 Twitter/X: @frog_mustard
Tags:
Funny Bumper Sticker, Weird Car Magnet, Unhinged Vinyl Decal, Frog Mustard Stickers, Cool Car Accessories, Gag Gift, Weird Gifts for Friends, Stickers for Boyfriends, Funny Road Rage Sticker, Honk if You’re Horny, Sarcastic Car Magnet, Pit Viper Energy Merch
Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5” x 2.5”
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4”
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl
- Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant, and car wash safe (stickers) when properly applied
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces. Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering
- Try your trunk, doors, or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and dry completely
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy, or low surface energy surfaces
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design. Do not apply under 45 degrees F
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker to allow the adhesive to bond
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather (snow/extreme winds)
- Clean under magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond, even with premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured/plastic/dirty/incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. If you’re unsure about your surface, please message us before applying or purchasing.
Rewards
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