WARNING: DRIVER IS LOOKING AT COWS – The Ultimate Cow Sticker 🐄🚗

IF THERE'S A COW, YOU BETTER BELIEVE WE'RE LOOKING.

Some drivers focus on the road. Others are highly susceptible to cow sightings. If you or someone you love is the type to slam the brakes just to admire a particularly fine bovine specimen, this Cow Sticker is your new traffic warning label.

Forget “Baby on Board.” Forget “Caution: Student Driver.” This is the real PSA the world needs.

THIS COW STICKER IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚜🐄

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a legally unbinding disclaimer letting everyone know that if there’s a pasture within a 5-mile radius, you WILL be staring at it.

🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER:

✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Built to endure even the muddiest farm roads. 🛻🐮
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your willpower when passing a dairy farm. ☀️🌊
✅ Bold, hilarious design – Ensures tailgaters know why you suddenly slowed down.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than a cow to its favorite grazing spot.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when you finally move to the countryside and make cows your full-time personality. 😎

WHERE TO DISPLAY YOUR UNWAVERING APPRECIATION:

• 🚗 Your car – Because other drivers deserve a heads-up.

• 💻 Laptop – To let coworkers know where your priorities lie.

• 🎒 Backpack – So people understand why you take detours on road trips.

• 🏡 Fridge – A perfect pairing with a gallon of whole milk.

• 📢 Anywhere that needs more bovine representation.

🚨 THE UNDENIABLE FACTS ABOUT BOVINE ENTHUSIASTS 🚨

📢 You slow down for cows more than you do for speed bumps.
📢 You have taken multiple photos of random cows.
📢 Your road trip itinerary is 50% cow-related.

WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?

• 🐄 Drivers who physically cannot ignore cows.

• 🚜 Farm kids who will never be normal about cattle.

• 😂 Anyone who has nearly crashed because “LOOK AT THAT ONE.”

• 🏞️ People whose ideal vacation involves feeding cows.

• 🚙 Anyone who’s ever been yelled at for pointing out a cow mid-drive.

STICKER SPECS:

📏 Size: Approx. 3” x 3”
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum visibility
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than a cow in deep mud

CAUTION: COW ENTHUSIAST BEHIND THE WHEEL.

You thought you were just buying a sticker. Turns out, you were issuing a necessary warning to society. Get your Sticker now and let the world know: IF THERE'S A COW, I’M LOOKING. 🐄🚗

EVERY DRIVE IS A COW-SPOTTING SAFARI.

Let’s be honest: cows are majestic. You can be in the middle of a serious conversation, but if a cow appears in the distance? All focus is gone.

🚗 Your partner: “So, I was thinking about our future together—”
🐄 You: “LOOK AT THAT COW.”

It’s a lifestyle, not a choice. And this helps prepare everyone around you for the inevitable slowdowns, emergency pull-overs, and emotional outbursts that accompany any cow sighting.

THE SCIENCE OF COW APPRECIATION

📢 “It’s just a cow.” – Incorrect. That is THE cow.
📢 “Why do you care so much?” – Have you seen them? They’re perfect.
📢 “We’re going to be late.” – Time is irrelevant. Cows are forever.

HOW TO MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR COW STICKER

• Slap it on your car. Let tailgaters know what’s really slowing you down.

• Gift it to your most cow-obsessed friend. They will feel seen.

• Laugh every time someone points at it and nods in understanding.

🚗 Honk if you’ve ever pulled over just to admire a cow.
🐮 If you don’t get the joke, you probably don’t love cows enough.
😂 If you read this far, this sticker was meant for you.

Order now and embrace the cow-loving chaos.

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For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.

Sizing

• Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5” x 2.5”
• Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4”
• Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials
• Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility

Materials

• Made with premium all-weather vinyl
• Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant, and car wash safe (stickers) when properly applied
• Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces
• Apocalypse-resistant, within reason

Magnets

• Standard magnets are 20 mil thick
• 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates
• Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces. Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering
• Try your trunk, doors, or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic

Basic Care & Application

• Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface
• Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and dry completely
• Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy, or low surface energy surfaces
• For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design. Do not apply under 45 degrees F
• Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker to allow the adhesive to bond
• Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather (snow/extreme winds)
• Clean under magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint

Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond, even with premium vinyl.

We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured/plastic/dirty/incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. If you’re unsure about your surface, please message us before applying or purchasing.

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