TRAF - now read it backwards - Square Die Cut
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TRAF – NOW READ IT BACKWARDS – The Ultimate Fart DIE CUT Sticker 💨😂
You ever see a sticker that makes people do a double-take, then immediately regret it? This is that sticker. At first glance, it’s just four innocent letters: TRAF. But wait… what happens when you read it backwards? That’s right. You just got got. This Fart Sticker is engineered for maximum brain confusion and low-effort humor.
DON’T THINK TOO HARD. JUST READ IT BACKWARDS DIE CUT EDITION.
THIS FART STICKER IS A LITERAL TRAP FOR THE UNSUSPECTING 💨🔥
This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a setup, a trick, a masterpiece of childish comedy. If you slap this on your car, laptop, or office door, be warned: you WILL cause uncontrollable laughter, groans, and possibly a few existential crises.
🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER:
✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Built tougher than your self-control when you realize the joke.🔥💨
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your ability to hold in a laugh when someone falls for it. ☀️🌊
✅ Bold design – Just four letters, one life-altering realization.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than regret after reading it out loud.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when HR asks you to take it off your office door. 😎
WHERE TO UNLEASH THIS COMEDIC MASTERPIECE:
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🚗 Your car – Confuse entire highways at once.
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💻 Laptop – Let coworkers slowly figure it out during Zoom calls.
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🎒 Backpack – Keep the joke alive wherever you go.
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🚪 Bathroom stall door – Maximum exposure, minimal effort.
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📢 Anywhere that needs more low-brow humor. I pooted sticker
🚨 THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH ABOUT HUMOR 🚨
People act like they’ve outgrown fart jokes. They haven’t.
This fart sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a test. A social experiment to see who can resist saying “TRAF” out loud before realizing they just got absolutely owned.
WHO NEEDS THIS FART STICKER?
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💨 Mature adults who are lying to themselves – Fart jokes will never die.
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🚗 Drivers who want to cause confusion at every red light – This sticker was made for you.
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😂 Anyone who thrives on dumb humor – Peak comedy, honestly.
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👀 People who love pranks – Consider this the slow-burn of prank stickers.
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🤡 Chaos gremlins who live for reactions – Stir the pot, watch the world burn.
STICKER SPECS:
📏 Size: 8.5” x 3”
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum readability and regret
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than a joke that won’t die
IT’S TOO LATE. YOU ALREADY READ IT.
You thought you were just buying a sticker. Turns out, you were signing up for the ultimate mind game. Get your Fart Sticker now and let the world know: some jokes are eternal. 💨🔥
You ever wonder why fart jokes never die? Because they’re scientifically hilarious.
Imagine: You’re at a red light. The person behind you reads your sticker.
“Huh. TRAF.”
“Wait a minute…”
“…Oh my god.”
BOOM. Their life is changed forever.
THE SCIENCE OF FART HUMOR
Here’s the deal: Farts are universally funny. There’s no escape. Even if you act like you’re above it, deep down, you know the truth.
📢 “Fart jokes? Immature.”
📢 “...but also hilarious.”
📢 “Fine, I’ll admit it, this sticker is genius.”
THE SOCIAL EXPERIMENT YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE PART OF
This sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a litmus test for people’s ability to resist stupidity. Spoiler: They won’t.
Step 1️⃣: Put the sticker on your car.
Step 2️⃣: Watch as people slowly piece it together.
Step 3️⃣: Enjoy the moment their entire reality collapses.
WHY THIS STICKER WORKS EVERY TIME
The brain hates being tricked. When someone reads a word, they commit to it—until they realize they’ve been played.
🚗 “TRAF? What does that even—oh.”
💨 “Wait. WAIT.”
🔥 “NO WAY.”
HOW TO SPREAD THE CHAOS
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Stick it on your car – Every red light is a comedy show.
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Gift it to a friend – Trust us, they’ll thank you.
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Put it in a public place – Restroom mirror? Even better.
🚗 Honk if you just read it backwards.
💨 If you don’t get the joke, say it out loud.
🔥 If you read this far, you’re already part of the movement.
Order now and bring dumb humor to the masses.
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.
👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.
💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.
Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:
🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.
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