Permission to Bounce on It, Sir Sticker – The Funniest Anti-Cop Sticker for Maximum Disrespect

The Permission to Bounce on It, Sir Sticker is for those who refuse to take authority seriously, believe in the power of making cops uncomfortable, and know that sometimes the best way to fight back is through absolute chaos. It’s not just an anti-cop sticker—it’s a challenge, a mood, and a guaranteed way to make at least one officer hesitate before speaking to you.

🚨 NO WARRANT. NO AUTHORITY. JUST VIBES. 🚨

Some people respect the badge. Some people follow orders. But you? You ask the real questions.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, water bottle, laptop, or directly onto a police report (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

🚨 Some rules were made to be broken. Some egos were made to be shattered.
🔥 If you’re getting pulled over, at least make it awkward.
👀 This sticker is waterproof, but their dignity isn’t.

And if an officer asks, “Excuse me, what does that mean?” Just smile and say, ‘You tell me, chief.’

Why This Anti-Cop Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ The Perfect Response to Authority – Flipping the script, one officer at a time.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure Disrespect – Big enough to be seen, small enough to stay hilarious.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and legally questionable.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, toolboxes, questionable legal documents.
✅ A Certified Anti-Cop Sticker – Because making officers uncomfortable is an art.

Where to Stick This Sticker for Maximum Petty Energy

🚨 Your Car Bumper – So any cop behind you knows today isn’t their day.
💻 Your Laptop – For when you’re Googling ‘Can I get arrested for a bumper sticker?’
🚰 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay defiant.
🔥 Your Friend’s Car Who Drives Like a Menace – This one’s for them.
📦 Your Favorite Authority Figure’s Office (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But imagine.

Why Authority Figures Have No Business Stopping You

Most people:

🚦 Get pulled over for actual infractions.
📝 Accept their ticket and move on.
🚗 Drive away with minor embarrassment.

You?

🔥 Drive away knowing that deep down, they’re thinking about your sticker.
🚓 Understand that every unnecessary stop is personal.
🎯 Just made some officer’s day 10x worse.

This anti-cop sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a power move.

Who Needs This  Sticker?

🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Love Unhinged Comedy – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 People Who Have Been Pulled Over for Absolutely No Reason – We see you. We understand.
🔥 That One Friend Who’s Always Getting Stopped – Give them the gift of psychological warfare.
🔥 Anyone Who Enjoys Making Authority Figures Uncomfortable – This is your calling.
🔥 People Who Just Love Watching Officers Read This and Process It in Real Time – Peak entertainment.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Lawless Energy

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Perfect dimensions for making cops question everything.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and resistant to unnecessary stops.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because your sticker should shine brighter than their bald spots.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, flashing lights, and excessive ticket quotas.

Why You Need This Anti-Cop Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like legal fees.

OR…

You could be fully embracing your role as a menace to law enforcement, making every cop behind you pause in existential dread, and ensuring that no traffic stop is ever comfortable again.

The Permission to Bounce on It, Sir Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a statement, a challenge, and an absolutely hilarious way to turn the tables on authority.

And if a cop asks, “Are you suggesting something with that sticker?” Just shrug and say, ‘I dunno, are you?’

How to Cause an Existential Crisis in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because this level of petty is irresistible.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and legally not an admission of guilt.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, unlike your reaction time to a speed trap.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then enjoy the awkward tension.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

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Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
-We can't offer refunds for application to textured/plastic/dirty surfaces or poor application practices.
-Frog Mustard products work best on a glossy/smooth, clean, dry surface, road, and car tested. You assume the risk if you apply to a weird surface.

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

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All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

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