This Car (or Truck) Runs on Baja Blast

THIS CAR RUNS ON BAJA BLAST – The Ultimate Baja Blast Sticker 🏎️🥤

Alright, listen up, speed demons and fast-food soda connoisseurs. You ever take a sip of Baja Blast and immediately feel like you just unlocked god-tier abilities? Same. This Baja Blast Sticker is here to let the world know that your car doesn’t run on boring gasoline—it’s powered by the neon elixir of the Taco Bell gods.

THIS BAJA BLAST STICKER LETS EVERYONE KNOW YOUR VEHICLE IS RUNNING PURE TROPICAL ENERGY ⚡

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a declaration of allegiance to the most superior soda ever created. If you slap this on your car, laptop, or gas tank, be warned: you may be approached by fellow soda fanatics looking to discuss Baja lore.

🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER:

✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Stronger than your willpower to avoid the Taco Bell drive-thru. 🥤🔥
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your cravings, this won’t fade.☀️🌊
✅ Bold design – Features maximum supremacy energy.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than Taco Bell wrappers to your car floor.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when you need to switch to a limited edition Baja variant. 😎

WHERE TO FLEX YOUR DEDICATION:

• 🚗 Your car – Because premium unleaded is no match for Baja-powered speed.

• 💻 Laptop – So everyone knows you’re fueled by exclusively elite beverages.

• 🎒 Backpack – Because Baja Blast deserves representation everywhere.

• 🌮 Taco Bell order window – Just in case the employees forget your usual.

• 🛢️ Your actual gas tank – No, it won’t work, but it will confuse people.

🚨 THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH ABOUT BAJA BLAST 🚨

This sticker isn’t just about Baja Blast—it’s about respecting the sacred bond between humans and artificial tropical lime flavors. If you’ve ever gone out of your way for a fix, you already understand.

WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?

• 🏎️ Baja Blast fanatics – You know who you are. You don’t drink Baja, Baja drinks you.

• 🚗 Drivers who believe caffeine and vibes are better than fuel efficiency – If your bloodstream is 50% Baja Blast, this is for you.

• 😂 Anyone who loves absurd humor – This sticker screams “I take my beverage choices as seriously as my life choices.”

• 🚦 People who want to confuse everyone at a red light – Mission accomplished.

• 🌮 Taco Bell loyalists – Because every meal is incomplete without Baja.

STICKER SPECS:

📏 Die-Cut Shape (Varies by Design)
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum carbonated credibility
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than Baja syrup to your fingers

THIS CAR RUNS ON BAJA BLAST. RESPECT IT.

You thought you were just buying a sticker. Turns out, you were declaring your status as a Baja-fueled legend. Get your Baja Blast Sticker now and let the world know: you’re running on something far superior to gasoline. 🏎️🥤

You ever feel unstoppable after a sip of Baja? That’s science. Baja isn’t just a drink—it’s an experience.

Imagine: You’re sitting in traffic. Some guy in a Prius thinks he can merge in front of you. He doesn’t know what you’re running on.

You rev the engine. You lock eyes. You tap the sticker on your bumper. He understands immediately. He lets you merge.

This sticker is for those who take their loyalty seriously. If you’ve ever considered stocking up on limited edition cans like they’re gold bars, you need this sticker. If you’ve ever driven miles out of your way for a Taco Bell with a working soda machine, you need this sticker.

🚗 Honk if you’re running on Baja.
🥤 This car has a Baja-based fuel system.
🔥 If it’s not Baja Blast, it’s just a drink.

Order now and solidify your place in the Baja elite.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.