Sorry!
Durable vinyl sticker printed in-house and made for indoor or outdoor use.
✓ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl
✓ Ships in 1–2 business days
✓ Made in-house by our small U.S. team
Description
"SORRY" – The Ultimate Sorry Sticker
Listen, we all mess up. Maybe you cut someone off in traffic. Maybe you accidentally told your boss you love them on a Zoom call. Maybe you adopted a raccoon thinking it was just a weirdly aggressive cat. Whatever crime against normalcy you committed, this sticker is here to clean up the PR disaster that is your entire existence.
Slap on This Sorry Sticker & Move On
The power of apologizing without actually apologizing is here. Just slap this bad boy on your bumper, laptop, forehead—whatever—and let the world know you acknowledge your sins but will absolutely not be explaining further.
Why You Need This Sticker:
✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Because your regrets shouldn’t fade, but your sticker never will.
✅ UV & water-resistant – Built to withstand the elements (and your terrible decisions).
✅ Perfectly vague – Applies to literally any situation, from minor inconveniences to catastrophic blunders.
✅ 3M adhesive backing – Sticks harder than your ex clinging to your Netflix password.
✅ Easy to remove – For when you want to pretend none of this ever happened.
Where to Stick Your Apology:
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Your car – Ideal for drivers who cut people off but can’t handle confrontation.
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Laptop – A passive-aggressive message to your coworkers that you’re “working on yourself.”
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Water bottle – Hydrate AND atone. Two birds, one bottle.
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Fridge – Apologize to your roommates for finishing the last slice of pizza. Again.
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Bathroom mirror – Daily self-reflection has never been this efficient.
Why This Sticker Exists (An Absurd Justification)
Humans have been apologizing since the dawn of time, mostly for things like stealing fire or inventing Nickelback. But verbal apologies? Exhausting. Why put yourself through the horror of human interaction when this sticker does the talking for you?
This is the modern solution to guilt. No need to make eye contact. No need to speak. Just a simple, elegant, vinyl declaration of regret that leaves everything and nothing to the imagination.
Who Needs This Decal?
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Chronically late people – Just park and let the decal do the explaining.
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Introverts – Social interaction? No thanks. Here's a decal.
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People who say ‘sorry’ too much – Finally, an apology you don’t have to say out loud.
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Aggressive drivers with a conscience – We get it. You have places to be.
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Anyone who exists – Let’s be real, you’ve done something worth apologizing for.
Decal Specs:
📏 Size: 8.5" x 3"
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for a sleek, regret-filled aesthetic
💪 Adhesion: Sticks to most smooth surfaces, but removes cleanly when you decide to rebrand yourself
Ready to Apologize in Style?
This is your chance to own your mistakes while doing the bare minimum. Get your Sorry today and start making amends—without actually doing anything.
You ever wonder why we apologize for the weirdest things? "Sorry, I just sneezed," "Sorry for existing," "Sorry for eating the last fry even though it was clearly abandoned on the plate for five minutes." Society has conditioned us to constantly be in a state of guilt, and frankly, that’s exhausting.
This lets you bypass that entire mental load. No need to say sorry when you can just BE sorry. Someone flips you off in traffic? Let them read it. Forgot your friend’s birthday? Mail them a card with this slapped on the envelope. Accidentally started a small fire in your kitchen? Stick this on the extinguisher and move on.
Modern problems require modern solutions, and this is the answer to everything you’ve ever done wrong. Well, maybe not everything (looking at you, people who clap when the plane lands), but close enough.
But let’s dig deeper. What if, just what if, this sticker became your get-out-of-jail-free card for life? Show up late to work? Flash the sticker. Forget to text your mom back for three days? Send her a picture of it. Knock over a display of oranges in the grocery store? Hold it up and walk away slowly.
Apologies are a social construct. The "Sorry Sticker" is your official exemption from explaining yourself ever again. You’re welcome.
Go forth, live recklessly, and let this handle the consequences. You deserve it.
Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
- Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
- Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
- Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
- Do not apply below 45°F.
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
- Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.