Cool High Beams! Want to See an Unregistered Firearm?
Durable vinyl sticker printed in-house and made for indoor or outdoor use.
✓ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl
✓ Ships in 1–2 business days
✓ Made in-house by our small U.S. team
Description
Cool High Beams! Want to See an Unregistered Firearm? Funny Car Sticker
This funny car sticker exists for one extremely important reason: people who drive around with their high beams on like they’re trying to land a helicopter.
You know the type. You’re driving peacefully down the road and suddenly the car behind you lights up your mirrors like two portable suns strapped to a pickup truck. At that point you have two choices: quietly suffer… or let a unicorn with a gun speak on your behalf.
That’s where this design comes in.
The Cool High Beams! Want to See an Unregistered Firearm? funny car sticker features a majestic unicorn making some questionable life choices involving a firearm. It’s absurd, it’s chaotic, and it’s the perfect way to turn road rage into road humor.
Stick it on your car, toolbox, laptop, or water bottle and watch strangers do a double take at stoplights.
A Bumper Sticker for Drivers Who Are Tired of High Beams
Modern headlights are out of control.
Some drivers are apparently convinced the road requires stadium lighting normally reserved for professional sports arenas. Instead of engaging in a passive-aggressive mirror war, this bumper decal handles the situation with humor.
The message is ridiculous enough to make people laugh, and the unicorn illustration seals the deal. It’s exactly the kind of design that makes someone behind you nudge their passenger and say, “Look at that.”
That’s the whole point.
Frog Mustard designs are meant to turn your vehicle into a rolling meme — the type of thing people screenshot, send to their friends, and remember weeks later.
Premium Vinyl Sticker Built for Real Roads
A good bumper design should last longer than the joke itself.
This decal is printed on premium vinyl sticker material made specifically for outdoor use. The vinyl includes a protective laminate that helps the design resist fading, peeling, and cracking over time.
Your sticker can handle:
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rain
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snow
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sunlight
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highway driving
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car washes
The result is a decal that stays crisp and readable long after cheaper stickers have given up.
Because if you’re putting something on your car, it should survive more than one road trip.
Weatherproof Sticker That Survives the Elements
Cars live outside, so durability matters.
This design is produced as a weatherproof sticker, meaning it’s built to withstand the usual mix of sun, moisture, temperature swings, and road grime.
Whether your vehicle spends its time commuting through city traffic or cruising highways on long road trips, the materials are designed to keep the artwork vibrant and the lettering sharp.
In other words, the unicorn will still be doing its thing months down the road.
Also Available as a Car Magnet (Including Extra-Thick Option)
Not everyone wants a permanent sticker.
For drivers who prefer flexibility, this design is also available as a car magnet. Magnets allow you to move the design between vehicles or remove it whenever you want.
You can choose between:
Standard Car Magnet
A removable magnet that sticks to metal vehicle surfaces like trunk lids or hatchbacks.
Extra-Thick 30-Mil Bumper Magnet
A stronger, heavy-duty option made with thicker magnetic material. The added thickness improves grip and durability, especially for highway driving.
Both versions feature the same artwork and high-quality printing.
Just remember that magnets only work on metal surfaces, since many modern bumpers are plastic.
Why Frog Mustard Designs Stand Out
Frog Mustard is built on one idea: your car should be funnier than the one next to it.
Instead of boring motivational quotes or generic decals, our designs lean into chaotic internet humor and absurd visual ideas.
That’s why so many people send photos of Frog Mustard bumpers to their friends.
Somebody reads it.
Somebody laughs.
Somebody asks where you got it.
Mission accomplished.
FAQs
Is this funny car sticker weatherproof?
Yes. This sticker is printed on premium vinyl to help it resist sun exposure, rain, and regular car washes.
Can I get this funny car sticker as a magnet instead?
Yes. This sticker design is also available as both a standard removable car magnet and an upgraded extra-thick bumper magnet.
Will this funny car sticker last on a vehicle?
The funny sticker is made from outdoor-grade vinyl designed for long-term vehicle use, so it can remain vibrant and readable for years.
Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
- Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
- Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
- Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
- Do not apply below 45°F.
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
- Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.