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E.T. for City Council Presidential Campaign
✔ Waterproof, UV-proof vinyl
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Made in-house by our small U.S. team — no dropshipping, no mystery warehouse.
Description
Funny Political Sticker – "ET for City Council" Alien Election Vinyl Decal
The world is a mess, local elections are a disaster, and honestly? Maybe it’s time we let an extraterrestrial take the wheel. If E.T. can phone home, he can definitely handle zoning laws and fix potholes. You need a funny political sticker.
This funny political sticker makes the bold statement that we’ve tried everything else—why not give an alien a shot at public office? Whether you slap it on your car, laptop, water bottle, or anywhere that needs a campaign boost, this sticker is guaranteed to get laughs, confused stares, and possibly a few votes.
Because honestly, he might do a better job than most politicians.
Why You Need This Funny Political Sticker in Your Life
✅ Weatherproof & Durable – Survives rain, scandals, and bad policies.
✅ Bold, High-Contrast Design – So even non-believers can read it.
✅ Easy to Apply, Peels Clean – No sticky mess, just intergalactic leadership.
✅ Guaranteed to Get Reactions – From laughter to "Honestly, I’d vote for him."
This funny political sticker isn’t just a decal—it’s a movement.
Where to Slap This Sticker for Maximum Impact
🚗 Car Bumper or Window – Your vehicle is now part of the campaign trail.
💻 Laptop or Tablet – Because every candidate needs an online presence.
🥤 Water Bottle or Hydroflask – Stay hydrated, stay extraterrestrial.
📖 Notebook or Planner – For keeping track of the issues that matter.
🚪 Office Door, Fridge, or Public Bulletin Board – Let the people know: change is coming.
Wherever it goes, this sticker spreads the message loud and clear.
What Happens After You Apply This Sticker?
🚨 More people questioning their faith in human politicians.
🚨 At least one person saying, “Honestly, I’d vote for him.”
🚨 Friends immediately relating to the absurdity.
🚨 A sudden increase in conversations about intergalactic politics.
🚨 The possibility of E.T. actually getting write-in votes.
This sticker doesn’t just exist—it campaigns for a better future.
The Perfect Gift for Political Satire Lovers & Sci-Fi Fans
🎁 For Sticker Collectors Who Love Political Humor – An instant classic.
🎁 For Friends Who Are Done With Earth Politics – They need this.
🎁 For Anyone Who Believes in a Better Future (From Space) – It’s their time.
🎁 For Yourself, Obviously – Because your car deserves a candidate to believe in.
This funny political sticker isn’t just hilarious—it’s an interstellar movement.
Built to Last – Just Like ET’s Influence on Pop Culture
💪 Weatherproof & Waterproof – Handles rain, questionable policies, and bad debates.
🔥 UV-Resistant – No fading, no peeling—just lasting extraterrestrial leadership.
🛠 Premium Vinyl Material – Applies smooth, removes clean, stays legendary.
This sticker isn’t just for fun—it’s a campaign promise.
Final Thoughts: You Know This Belongs in Your Collection
🚨 One sticker. Maximum satire. Zero trust in current politicians.
🚨 If you don’t get this now, you’ll wish you had when E.T. takes office.
🚨 Your car, laptop, and community deserve better. They deserve this.
🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE THE GOVERNMENT TRIES TO COVER IT UP. 🚨
👉 BUY NOW & JOIN THE CAMPAIGN.
BECAUSE EARTH POLITICIANS HAVE FAILED US.
At this point, why not give an extraterrestrial a shot? We’ve seen humans run things into the ground—endless bureaucracy, potholes never getting fixed, weird zoning laws no one understands. Maybe it’s time for a fresh perspective.
E.T. isn’t here to play political games—he’s here to phone home, fix the system, and maybe install better streetlights while he’s at it. If you’re tired of the same old corrupt, uninspired leadership, this sticker is your way of saying, “Enough is enough. Let’s elect someone who can actually get stuff done.”
And honestly? Who’s going to argue with an alien?
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU EXPECT?
🚨 People taking this way too seriously and asking where to vote.
🚨 Friends instantly saying, “Yeah, I’d back this campaign.”
🚨 More conversations about what aliens would actually do if elected.
🚨 At least one government agency keeping an eye on your bumper.
🚨 The satisfaction of knowing your sticker is funnier than most actual campaign slogans.
Some stickers just sit there. This one starts a movement.
🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE INTERSTELLAR POLITICS GETS TOO REAL. 🚨
👉 ORDER NOW & JOIN THE CAMPAIGN FOR A BETTER GALAXY.
Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5” x 2.5”
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4”
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl
- Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant, and car wash safe (stickers) when properly applied
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces. Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering
- Try your trunk, doors, or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and dry completely
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy, or low surface energy surfaces
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design. Do not apply under 45 degrees F
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker to allow the adhesive to bond
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather (snow/extreme winds)
- Clean under magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond, even with premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured/plastic/dirty/incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. If you’re unsure about your surface, please message us before applying or purchasing.
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