Pee is Stored in the Balls - Albert Einstein, 1879

Funny Bumper Sticker – "Pee Is Stored in the Balls - Albert Einstein" Vinyl Decal

Introducing the funny bumper sticker that Albert Einstein would’ve definitely endorsed if he had a Facebook account in 1879: "Pee Is Stored in the Balls - Albert Einstein, 1879."

This 8.5" x 2.5" weatherproof vinyl or 20mm magnet is not just a sticker—it’s a declaration of chaotic knowledge. Printed by Frog Mustard, a small biz with more bad ideas than free time, this funny bumper sticker is made for anyone who treats misinformation like an extreme sport.

Choose vinyl or upgrade to the 20mm cold-climate magnet so your balls-knowledge doesn't curl up and cry in the winter. It's scientifically inaccurate in every way—and we wouldn't have it any other way.

Whether you're slapping it on your daily driver or gifting it to a fellow lover of cursed internet knowledge, this sticker is your invitation to enter a new dimension of dumb.

Why This Bumper Sticker Will Change Your Life (Not Really)

• 8.5" x 2.5" size – Big enough for full Einsteinian absurdity

• Weatherproof & UV-resistant – Survives science fairs and lawsuits

• Vinyl OR 20mm magnet – Commitment issues? We got you.

• Cold Climate Magnet Upgrade – Science demands it

• High-res commercial printing – So sharp it could slice a textbook

• Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – Thanks, Einstein

This bumper sticker isn’t here to educate. It’s here to cause problems.

Who Needs This Funny Bumper Sticker?

🧠 People who failed biology but passed vibes class
📚 Meme historians and internet archaeologists
🥼 Scientists who’ve given up
📦 Anyone banned from their neighborhood group chat

If you’ve ever said "actually" in a group chat ironically, or genuinely debated buying a skeleton for home decor in July, this sticker belongs to you.

This one also belongs in your friend’s stocking, your coworker’s cubicle, and your weird uncle’s conspiracy car. It’s absurdity made tangible. And Einstein would’ve probably said something fake about relativity to defend it.

Vinyl vs. Magnet – Choose Your Field of Ignorance

Vinyl Decal:

• Sticks to your bumper, laptop, and soul

• Waterproof, dumbproof, and 100% fact-resistant

• Permanent chaos

Magnet:

• 20mm thick for superior flexing

• Reusable stupidity at its finest

• Ideal for cars, fridges, lockers, or random filing cabinets

Where to Stick This Bumper Sticker

🚗 Car bumper – Imagine tailgaters processing this in traffic
🧊 Fridge – Keep it cool. Keep it dumb.
💻 Laptop – Submit fake scientific papers with confidence
🏫 School lockers – Inspire future scholars to drop out
📖 Bathroom stall walls – The true halls of higher learning

Einstein didn’t invent bumper stickers, but if he had, this would’ve been his crowning achievement.

Why Frog Mustard Stickers Hit Different

🚫 No boring designs your mom would approve of
🚫 No fonts stolen from an expired insurance ad
🚫 No backing down from maximum stupidity

Each sticker is designed and printed by Frog Mustard with premium materials, commercial printers, and a complete disregard for academic credibility. We take nonsense very seriously.

Reviews From the Misguided Masses

🔥 "My science teacher banned me from class. 10/10."
🔥 "My dad said Einstein didn’t say that. Which means he probably did."
🔥 "Best thing on my fridge besides expired mustard."

Other Ways to Deploy Peak Dumb Energy

• Hand it out at graduation ceremonies

• Use it as a science fair project title

• Sneak it into an official history textbook

• Slap it on the Dean's office door

• Frame it and call it modern art

Stick it in random library books. Tape it on vending machines. Give one to your dentist. It’s a lifestyle.

Final Thoughts Before the Brain Rot Sets In

This bumper sticker isn’t about facts. It’s about vibes. It’s about embracing the chaos of the modern information era with reckless sticker-based abandon.

If you’re not willing to stand by this level of misinformation, why are you even online?

🚨 Add to cart. Free shipping. Full Einstein disrespect. Only at Frog Mustard. 🚨

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For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.

Sizing

• Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5” x 2.5”
• Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4”
• Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials
• Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility

Materials

• Made with premium all-weather vinyl
• Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant, and car wash safe (stickers) when properly applied
• Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces
• Apocalypse-resistant, within reason

Magnets

• Standard magnets are 20 mil thick
• 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates
• Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces. Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering
• Try your trunk, doors, or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic

Basic Care & Application

• Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface
• Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and dry completely
• Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy, or low surface energy surfaces
• For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design. Do not apply under 45 degrees F
• Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker to allow the adhesive to bond
• Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather (snow/extreme winds)
• Clean under magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint

Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond, even with premium vinyl.

We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured/plastic/dirty/incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. If you’re unsure about your surface, please message us before applying or purchasing.

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