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Both My Dads Think Your Gay
✔ Waterproof, UV-proof vinyl
✔ Ships in 1–2 business days
✔ Orders with 4+ magnets automatically upgraded to parcel tracking
Made in-house by our small U.S. team — no dropshipping, no mystery warehouse.
Description
Bumper Stickers That Make People Go “Huh?”
Introducing our boldest, gayest, most grammatically unhinged design yet. This weatherproof sticker or car magnet reads:
“both my dads think your gay” —
and yes, we know it’s wrong. We made it that way on purpose. It’s chaotic. It’s a funny bumper sticker that hits like a typo tweet you can’t stop thinking about. And it belongs on your bumper, toolbox, water bottle, dorm mini-fridge, mailbox, or your big gay heart.
If you're here for grammar, please exit stage left. If you're here to make someone at a red light absolutely spiral, congratulations. You win.
Funny Bumper Sticker or Magnet? You Decide.
Why does this exist? Because two dads, somewhere, saw your driving and said, “Yeah. That tracks.” We made it loud. We made it proud. We made it just grammatically incorrect enough to make both your English teacher and your aunt's new conservative boyfriend weep.
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Typos? Absolutely.
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Intent? Fully loaded.
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Vibes? Maximum unhinged.
Choose vinyl sticker or car magnet — both are weatherproof, judgment-proof, and parent-approved. Especially if your parents are both dudes and have a wicked sense of humor.
Premium Weatherproof Sticker for the Unapologetically Online
This isn’t some cheap, pixelated nonsense cooked up on a drop-shipping site. This is industrial-grade vinyl, precision die-cut and lovingly abused by our printers right here in the U.S. We drag every sticker through a swamp of sass, sarcasm, and UV-protective laminate so it can survive your back window, a Florida summer, or an Idaho winter.
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Waterproof? Yup.
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Fade-resistant? Yes.
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Worthy of your car, laptop, or busted emotional support Nalgene? Duh.
The weatherproof sticker version is perfect for long-term commitment. The car magnet version is removable in case you need to hide it when your uncle comes over.
Car Magnet Version: For the Chronically Unhinged but Commitment-Phobic
Want the chaos without the commitment? The car magnet edition is here for you, baby.
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Slap it on your bumper.
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Take it off when you pick Grandma up from church.
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Slap it on again before pulling into Whole Foods like a menace.
Every funny bumper sticker magnet we sell is thick, durable, and made to endure the heat of both your engine and your unresolved trauma. No peeling. No flopping. No weak magnets. This thing will cling to your car tighter than a kid in a Target aisle asking for a toy.
Not Just Funny—Historically Irresponsible
Let’s be honest, this might be the first sticker that’s both:
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A queer rights anthem
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And a grammatical hate crime
We love that for you.
Put it next to your “Don’t Honk I’m Facetiming My Cat” sticker. Layer it over your “Horse Denier” magnet. Gift it to your bisexual coworker. Confuse everyone at the dog park. This is the vinyl sticker version of a Tumblr post your therapist would warn you about.
If it doesn’t get at least one person to yell “What the hell does that mean?!” at a gas station, we will personally cry.
Need-to-Know Specs:
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Size: 8.5” x 2.5”
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Material: Premium weatherproof vinyl or thick removable magnet
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Finish: Matte for that sleek, “I know what I’m doing” energy
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Printing: In-house, lovingly chaotic
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Shipping: Free U.S. shipping on all orders
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Designed and shipped by real life weirdos
Collectible Unhinged Vibes
This isn’t just a funny bumper sticker, it’s part of the Frog Mustard legacy. Pair it with our other bestsellers like:
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“Don’t Hit Me My Piss Jugs Are Full”
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“Horse Denier (They Are Not Real)”
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“I Eat Copper Cables (Nature’s Licorice™)”
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“I Piss Red I Shit White I Bleed Blue”
Together they form the Infinity Stones of “what the hell is wrong with you” energy.
FAQ
Is this bumper sticker actually weatherproof?
Yes. Whether you’re going through a car wash, a snowstorm, or just a heated conversation with your neighbor, this weatherproof sticker can handle it all. Same goes for the car magnet version.
Will people know it’s a joke?
If they don’t, even better. But yes—this is a funny bumper sticker designed to be satirical, confusing, and wildly irreverent. The typo is 100% on purpose. We even debated adding more typos.
Can I use the magnet on any part of my car?
Most modern bumpers are plastic, so we recommend placing the car magnet on a metal surface like the trunk, hatch, or side panels. It clings hard, but peels off clean.
Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5” x 2.5”
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4”
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl
- Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant, and car wash safe (stickers) when properly applied
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces. Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering
- Try your trunk, doors, or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and dry completely
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy, or low surface energy surfaces
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design. Do not apply under 45 degrees F
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker to allow the adhesive to bond
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather (snow/extreme winds)
- Clean under magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond, even with premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured/plastic/dirty/incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. If you’re unsure about your surface, please message us before applying or purchasing.
Rewards
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