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My Cat is a War Criminal Wanted for Crimes Against Humanity During the Franco-Prussion War
✔ Waterproof, UV-proof vinyl
✔ Ships in 1–2 business days
✔ Orders with 4+ magnets automatically upgraded to parcel tracking
Made in-house by our small U.S. team — no dropshipping, no mystery warehouse.
Description
My Cat is a War Criminal Sticker – The Ultimate Cat Meme Decal
The My Cat is a War Criminal Sticker is for those who live with a four-legged fugitive, know that every zoomie is a tactical maneuver, and have watched their cat commit unspeakable acts against furniture, ankles, and the Geneva Convention. It’s not just a cat meme sticker—it’s a wanted poster, a historical document, and a warning to the world.
🐱 HE HAS NO REMORSE. NO MERCY. ONLY WAR. 🐱
Some people own cats for companionship. Some people believe their feline is just a sweet, innocent little fluff. But you? You know the truth. Your cat has a past—one that international courts have tried to erase.
Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or directly onto your cat’s military tribunal paperwork (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:
🐱 Wanted in at least three countries.
🔥 Unrepentant. Unstoppable. Unbelievably cute.
🚨 Do not approach. He WILL attack.
And if someone asks, “Wait… what did your cat do?” Just sigh heavily and say, ‘We don’t talk about 1870.’
Why This Cat Sticker is a Must-Have
✅ Exposes Your Cat’s War Crimes – International justice will catch up eventually.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Historical Revisionism – Big enough to make people question reality.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and resistant to subpoenas.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, courtroom walls, history books.
✅ A Certified Cat Meme Sticker – Because war criminals shouldn’t get away with it.
Where to Stick This Cat Meme Sticker for Maximum Chaos
🐱 Your Car Bumper – So tailgaters know they’re behind a fugitive.
💻 Your Laptop – For when you’re researching ‘Can a cat be tried in The Hague?’
🚰 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay historically accurate.
🐾 Your Friend’s House Who Also Owns a Suspicious Cat – They need to know.
🔥 Your Cat’s Litter Box (For Irony Purposes Only) – Justice is inevitable.
Why Your Cat Cannot Be Trusted
Most people:
🚪 Think their cat is just knocking things over for fun.
🐾 Believe furniture destruction is just a hobby.
😻 Have never seen true feline war tactics.
You?
🚨 Understand that scratching the couch is actually psychological warfare.
🔥 Have witnessed your cat ambush with surgical precision.
🐱 Know that the Treaty of Frankfurt did NOT cover cat-based offenses.
This cat meme sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a historical document.
Who Needs This Cat Meme Sticker?
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Love Unhinged Humor – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 People Who Have Watched Their Cat Do Something Truly Evil – Your furniture remembers.
🔥 That One Friend Who Swears Their Cat is Planning Something – They need this.
🔥 Anyone Who Questions Their Cat’s True Allegiances – The signs are all there.
🔥 People Who Just Love Watching Strangers Laugh in Traffic – Peak entertainment.
Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Historical Inaccuracy
🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to raise eyebrows, small enough to keep it mysterious.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and resistant to war crime tribunals.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because fugitives should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, international extradition, and the downfall of empires.
Why You Need This Cat Meme Sticker Immediately
You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like groceries.
OR…
You could be fully embracing the reality that your cat is an unstoppable force of destruction, ensuring that everyone around you understands the risks, and spreading this historically inaccurate nonsense wherever you go.
The My Cat is a War Criminal Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a wake-up call, a warning, and the best way to remind people that history is written by the victors… and the cats.
And if someone asks, “Do you really believe this?” Just glance at your cat and say, ‘I’ll never tell.’
How to Alert the Public About Your Cat’s Crimes in 4 Easy Steps
1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because history must be remembered.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and possibly monitored by Interpol.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but your cat is still faster.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then watch as people either laugh or get deeply concerned.
Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5” x 2.5”
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4”
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl
- Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant, and car wash safe (stickers) when properly applied
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces. Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering
- Try your trunk, doors, or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and dry completely
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy, or low surface energy surfaces
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design. Do not apply under 45 degrees F
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker to allow the adhesive to bond
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather (snow/extreme winds)
- Clean under magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond, even with premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured/plastic/dirty/incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. If you’re unsure about your surface, please message us before applying or purchasing.
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