5-PACK MYSTERY | SAMPLER BUNDLE
Durable vinyl sticker printed in-house and made for indoor or outdoor use.
✓ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl
✓ Ships in 1–2 business days
✓ Made in-house by our small U.S. team
Description
Sticker Bundle – 5 Pack of Random Frog Mustard Vinyl Stickers
You know what’s better than one sticker? Ten stickers you didn’t even pick. The Frog Mustard 5 Pack Sticker Bundle is like opening a swampy mystery box—chaotic, weird, and guaranteed to contain at least one design that makes your neighbor say, “What the hell is wrong with you?”
This isn’t about getting the exact sticker you had in mind. It’s about letting go, embracing randomness, and seeing what fresh absurdity the universe (and our warehouse) throws at you. Ten stickers, one bundle, endless unhinged vibes.
The Frog Mustard Chaos Sampler
The 5 Pack is our entry-level sample sticker bundle. Think of it as a sampler platter at the world’s worst diner—a little bit of everything, none of it predictable, all of it hilarious.
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Ten stickers, each from our vault of 300+ designs.
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Printed on weatherproof vinyl, thick enough to outlast bad life choices.
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A mix of fan favorites, cult classics, and designs you’ve never seen before.
If you’re new to Frog Mustard, this bundle is the perfect way to dip your toes into the swamp. You’ll laugh. You’ll cringe. You’ll probably slap one on your water bottle and instantly regret taking it into the office.
Premium Vinyl Stickers – No Gas Station Flimsy Stuff
Frog Mustard stickers are designed to survive actual life, not just sit on a dorm mini fridge until graduation. Every piece in this sticker bundle is:
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Weatherproof – Rain, sleet, snow, apocalypse. Still sticks.
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UV Resistant – Won’t fade even if your car is parked outside Walmart all summer.
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Thicc Vinyl – You’ll feel the difference as soon as you peel it.
You’re not just buying jokes—you’re buying quality jokes that last.
Funny Stickers That Actually Work on the Road
A good funny bumper sticker isn’t just decoration. It’s a passive-aggressive weapon. With ten stickers, you’ll have enough to cover:
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Your bumper (confuse tailgaters).
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Your laptop (ruin Zoom meetings).
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Your water bottle (get side-eyed at the gym).
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Your fridge (force your roommates to read swamp wisdom every morning).
Ten designs means you get options. Some absurd, some cute, some so deranged you’ll have to explain them three times at Thanksgiving.
Why the 5 Pack Sticker Bundle?
Because sometimes, less is more. The 5 pack is for:
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Newcomers who want a taste without full chaos commitment.
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Gift-givers who want to drop a swamp bomb of humor on a friend.
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Sticker gremlins who need just enough weird to freshen up their laptop or car.
It’s big enough to feel like a real haul, small enough to not overwhelm your entire life.
How to Slap Chaos on Your Stuff
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Pick your victim (car, water bottle, laptop).
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Clean the surface. (Yes, this matters. No, you won’t do it.)
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Peel the vinyl.
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Stick it down, regret nothing.
That’s it. Zero instructions beyond “commit to the bit.”
The Frog Mustard Difference
We’re not a big-box brand. We’re a swamp-fueled chaos engine that’s sold over 50,000 stickers, been featured in the New York Times, and annoyed multiple corporations with our designs. Our stickers are built to outlast weather, time, and your patience.
The 5 Pack Sticker Bundle is the most fun way to dive into the Frog Army. Buy it for yourself, share it with friends, or hoard it like a dragon of vinyl nonsense.
FAQs
Q1: What designs come in the 5 pack?
Every bundle is randomized. You’ll get a mix from our catalog of 300+ funny vinyl stickers.
Q2: Are these durable enough for cars?
Yes! All stickers are weatherproof and UV resistant. Perfect for bumpers, laptops, bottles, and toolboxes.
Q3: Can I pick which stickers I get?
Nope. The 5pack is 100% mystery—that’s half the fun.
Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
- Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
- Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
- Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
- Do not apply below 45°F.
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
- Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.