Abolish Virginia
Durable vinyl sticker printed in-house and made for indoor or outdoor use.
✓ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl
✓ Ships in 1–2 business days
✓ Made in-house by our small U.S. team
Description
Bumper Sticker for People Who Failed Geography on Purpose
The bumper sticker nobody asked for and absolutely nobody can explain. Introducing the "Abolish Virginia" design from Frog Mustard, featuring the highly sophisticated image of Texas crossed out. Does it make sense? Not even a little. Does it go hard? Unfortunately, yes.
This bumper sticker exists purely to create confusion, spark arguments among people who paid attention in fifth-grade geography, and make gas station strangers wonder if they've missed some major historical event.
You're welcome.
Funny Bumper Sticker for Maximum Brain Damage
If your sense of humor falls somewhere between internet irony and "I have no idea why this is funny but I can't stop laughing," congratulations. This funny sticker was manufactured specifically for your broken little brain.
Ideal for:
- Cars and trucks
- Water bottles
- Laptops
- Coolers
- Toolboxes
- Dorm room mini-fridges
- Anywhere chaos is legally permitted
This bumper sticker isn't trying to make a statement. It's trying to make your uncle furious, and that's arguably more important.
Car Magnet Option for Cowards and Commitment-Phobes
Need your nonsense to be removable? We got you. The design is also available as a car magnet, allowing you to display your deeply confusing worldview without making a permanent life choice.
Stick it on. Peel it off. Hide it from HOA meetings. Bring it back immediately afterward. The power is yours.
Premium Vinyl Sticker Quality
Unlike your fantasy football team, our vinyl sticker is built to last.
Features include:
- Durable premium materials
- Crisp, vibrant printing
- Strong adhesion
- Easy application
- Indoor and outdoor use
- Colors that won't quit after one summer
Because if you're going to spread misinformation about state borders, you should at least do it with style.
Weatherproof Sticker Ready for Interstate Nonsense
Every Frog Mustard design is a weatherproof sticker made to survive rain, snow, sunlight, and the judgmental stares you'll receive from people trying to understand why Texas is crossed out while Virginia catches strays.
This bumper sticker is designed for daily driving, road trips, tailgates, and spontaneous debates with complete strangers.
And don't forget our glorious Buy 2 Get 1 Free deal. Grab one for yourself, one for your most geographically challenged friend, and one for the person in your life who enjoys causing problems on purpose.
History books won't remember you.
But the guy behind you at the stoplight definitely will.
If this sticker feels like your brand of chaos, browse our Shop All section for more unhinged designs.
Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic.
Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity.
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Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
- Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
- Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
- Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
- Do not apply below 45°F.
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
- Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.