{"product_id":"weird-urinals-bumper-sticker","title":"Ban These Weird Urinals - They Blow Piss Everywhere","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBan These Weird Urinals Bumper Sticker or Magnet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA public service announcement from a deeply concerned citizen: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBAN THESE WEIRD URINALS. THEY BLOW PISS EVERYWHERE.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This bumper sticker is a grassroots campaign against those suspicious stainless-steel bathroom contraptions that apparently blast your own piss back at you. Is that a hand dryer? The committee refuses to comment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny Bumper Sticker for an Extremely Important Cause\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFinally, a political movement everyone can misunderstand. 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