{"product_id":"trans-vehicle-bumper-sticker","title":"This Vehicle Is Trans","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis Vehicle Is Trans Bumper Sticker or Car Magnet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis vehicle is trans. It has a transmission. Please remain calm. Our bumper sticker delivers an aggressively literal automotive announcement with the subtlety of a mechanic shouting across a Walmart parking lot. Is it a car joke? A pride joke? Yes. Consult your owner's manual before contacting the authorities.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny Bumper Sticker for Cars With Something to Declare\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing giant red lettering, a black background, and an actual transmission, this funny bumper sticker is a rolling dad joke with a suspiciously progressive agenda. 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