{"product_id":"shrimp-rice-bumper-sticker","title":"You're Telling Me A Shrimp Fried This Rice","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eA Shrimp Fried This Rice Bumper Sticker or Magnet\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eYou’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice? Absolutely. Case closed. This \u003cstrong\u003ebumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e takes one of civilization’s most important linguistic discoveries and turns it into vehicle-grade nonsense: colorful lettering, an accusatory shrimp, an arrow, and photographic evidence of the rice in question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe rectangular design is approximately 8.5 x 2.5 inches and is handmade, so sizing may vary slightly. Mockups are not to scale. 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