{"product_id":"quit-your-job-bumper-sticker","title":"Quit Your Job (Sandwich)","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-end=\"312\" data-start=\"277\" data-section-id=\"1v2uxye\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"312\" data-start=\"280\"\u003eQuit Your Job Bumper Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"684\" data-start=\"314\"\u003eHave you ever looked at a sandwich and thought, \u003cem data-end=\"440\" data-start=\"362\"\u003e\"Yeah... I'd rather be doing literally anything else than answering emails?\"\u003c\/em\u003e Then this \u003cstrong data-end=\"469\" data-start=\"451\"\u003ebumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e has already done its job. Featuring hypnotic sandwiches and the simple, life-altering message \u003cstrong data-end=\"584\" data-start=\"564\"\u003e\"Quit Your Job,\"\u003c\/strong\u003e this unhinged design delivers questionable career advice wrapped in deliciously chaotic Frog Mustard energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"931\" data-start=\"686\"\u003eWill it convince strangers to abandon their 401(k)? Probably not. Will it make people in traffic wonder if they're trapped in a mayonnaise-fueled hypnosis experiment? Absolutely. 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Long after you've mentally checked out of your shift, it'll still be hanging on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3190\" data-start=\"2887\"\u003eLike every Frog Mustard product, this design qualifies for our legendary \u003cstrong data-end=\"2980\" data-start=\"2960\"\u003eBuy 2 Get 1 Free\u003c\/strong\u003e deal. Mix and match any stickers or magnets across the shop, and the third item is free. Grab one for your car, one for your favorite coworker, and one for the manager who definitely won't appreciate the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"3248\" data-start=\"3192\"\u003eBecause maybe the sandwiches are right. 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