{"product_id":"mybushdid911-bumper-sticker","title":"My Bush Did 9\/11","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1qe8sq6\" data-start=\"250\" data-end=\"288\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"253\" data-end=\"288\"\u003eMy Bush Did 9\/11 Bumper Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"290\" data-end=\"801\"\u003eSome stickers politely ask for attention. This \u003cstrong data-start=\"337\" data-end=\"355\"\u003ebumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e kicks the door off its hinges and immediately gets Thanksgiving dinner canceled. Featuring the phrase \u003cstrong data-start=\"458\" data-end=\"480\"\u003e\"My Bush Did 9\/11\"\u003c\/strong\u003e alongside a cheeky visual pun, this design is peak Frog Mustard energy: absurd, inappropriate, and guaranteed to make somebody do a double take. 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