{"product_id":"menstrual-cycle-bumper-sticker","title":"OUTTA MY WAY! I Am On My Menstrual Cycle","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOutta My Way! I'm On My Menstrual Cycle Bumper Sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebumper sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e exists to warn the public. Equal parts public service announcement and cry for help, this glorious little piece of vehicular chaos lets everyone know they should probably maintain a safe following distance. Available as a sticker, standard magnet, or extra-thick magnet for people whose hormones and weather patterns are both unpredictable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny Bumper Sticker Energy for Maximum Menace\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot every hero wears capes. Some just slap a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e on their car and barrel through life fueled by cramps, caffeine, and spite.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCar Magnet Option for Commitment Issues\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLove chaos but hate permanence? We get it. 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