{"product_id":"lug-nuts-bumper-sticker","title":"Lug Nuts? Every Damn Day","description":"\u003ch2 data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLug Nuts? Every Damn Day Bumper Sticker or Magnet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome people wake up grateful for another sunrise. Others wake up ready to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLUG NUTS. EVERY DAMN DAY.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This bumper sticker pairs automotive devotion with a sword-wielding skeleton riding a black horse. Medieval death-metal energy for people who consider a torque wrench a personality trait.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny Bumper Sticker for Certified Nut Enthusiasts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs it about cars? Is it a double entendre? Does the Grim Reaper have an alignment appointment at 3? 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