{"product_id":"love-sodium-bumper-sticker","title":"I Love Sodium","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHydration is temporary. Salt is forever. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI Love Sodium bumper sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a heartfelt tribute to one of life's greatest little minerals, surrounded by pictures of salty stuff because subtlety is for people who read nutrition labels voluntarily.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePut it on your car. Put it on your cooler. Let strangers wonder whether this is a dietary statement, a cry for help, or simply your truth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny Bumper Sticker for Certified Salt Freaks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFinally, a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny bumper sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for people who see “high sodium” on the label and think, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehell yeah, they're not skimping.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe design proudly announces \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I Love Sodium”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e alongside a glorious assortment of salty things. It's perfect for snack enthusiasts, french fry salt dumpers, gas-station-food connoisseurs, and anyone who has ever looked at an adequately seasoned meal and whispered, “Needs more.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRectangular designs are approximately \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e8.5 x 2.5 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Because Frog Mustard products are handmade, sizing may vary slightly. Mockup images aren't to scale and designs may appear larger in listing photos for visibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd because one serving is never enough: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuy 2, Get 1 Free.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Grab three eligible stickers or magnets and the lowest-priced one is free. No coupon-code archaeology required.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWeatherproof Sticker With a High Tolerance for Nonsense\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebumper sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is made from premium all-weather vinyl designed to survive outside where the weather lives.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eweatherproof sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, and car-wash safe when properly applied. It's built to handle rain, sun, road grime, and the general indignities associated with being attached to your vehicle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor maximum stickage, clean the surface with water and let it dry completely. Apply to a smooth, glossy, non-textured surface, then press from the center outward to help avoid bubbles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvoid waxy residue, detergent, and alcohol unless they're fully removed before application. Textured materials and low-surface-energy plastics can make even premium vinyl question its career choices.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCar Magnet for Temporary Sodium Propaganda\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot ready to permanently identify yourself as a sodium enthusiast? 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Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen, because apparently even screens can't agree on anything.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuy it for yourself. Give it to your saltiest friend. Put it on the vehicle you use to transport emergency pretzels.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLong live sodium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot sure where to start?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/collections\/popular-stickers\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebestselling stickers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWant to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? 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