{"product_id":"liberty-biberty-bumper-sticker","title":"I Do Not Brake for Liberty Biberty","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI Do Not Brake for Liberty Biberty Bumper Sticker or Magnet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAmerica had a good run. Now there’s a fuzzy yellow creature wearing a Statue of Liberty crown, engulfed in flames, and armed for a hardware-store apocalypse. This bumper sticker declares, “I DO NOT BRAKE FOR LIBERTY BIBERTY.” The insurance industry has been notified. Probably.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny Bumper Sticker for the Spiritually Uninsurable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInspired by the gloriously mangled “Liberty Biberty” phrase, this design is what happens when a TV commercial escapes containment and gets a driver’s license. Is Lady Liberty a tennis ball? Why is there a hammer? Please stop asking reasonable questions. 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