{"product_id":"horse-denier-pack","title":"The Horse DENIER Bundle Pack","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-WEB:777a6158-aa29-4abf-b23b-a4603e48c357-51\" data-is-intersecting=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:777a6158-aa29-4abf-b23b-a4603e48c357-51\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-WEB:777a6158-aa29-4abf-b23b-a4603e48c357-51\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-30\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" data-conversation-screenshot-content=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"e2e67345-750f-432d-a22b-ef87191a3af2\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-5\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1pxgx8u\" data-start=\"112\" data-end=\"136\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"115\" data-end=\"136\"\u003eHorse DENIER Bumper Sticker or Magnet Pack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"230\" data-end=\"489\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"234\" data-end=\"255\"\u003eHorse DENIER bumper sticker Pack\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the brave few willing to spread the truth one parking lot at a time. Whether you genuinely question the existence of horses or just enjoy making strangers deeply uncomfortable, this bundle delivers maximum chaos at a discount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"230\" data-end=\"489\"\u003eHorses aren't real. Think about it. Have you ever actually verified one yourself? Exactly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"491\" data-end=\"563\"\u003eChoose the version that best fits your commitment to exposing Big Horse:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"678\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"592\"\u003eSticker Bundle — $13.99\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"592\" data-end=\"595\"\u003eIncludes \u003cstrong data-start=\"604\" data-end=\"637\"\u003e1 Horse DENIER bumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong data-start=\"642\" data-end=\"677\"\u003e2 Horse DENIER die cut stickers\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"802\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"715\"\u003eStandard Magnet Bundle — $17.99\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"715\" data-end=\"718\"\u003eIncludes \u003cstrong data-start=\"727\" data-end=\"761\"\u003e1 Horse DENIER standard magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong data-start=\"766\" data-end=\"801\"\u003e2 Horse DENIER die cut stickers\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"960\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"842\"\u003eExtra Thick Magnet Bundle — $19.99\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"842\" data-end=\"845\"\u003eIncludes \u003cstrong data-start=\"854\" data-end=\"891\"\u003e1 Horse DENIER extra thick magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong data-start=\"896\" data-end=\"931\"\u003e2 Horse DENIER die cut stickers\u003c\/strong\u003e for even more staying power.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"962\" data-end=\"1181\"\u003eEvery bundle includes \u003cstrong data-start=\"984\" data-end=\"1017\"\u003etwo matching die cut stickers\u003c\/strong\u003e, making it easy to decorate your laptop, water bottle, toolbox, cooler, or hand one to your favorite conspiracy enthusiast. Or your least favorite. We don't judge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1183\" data-end=\"1483\"\u003eOur stickers are made from premium weatherproof vinyl that's waterproof, UV-resistant, fade-resistant, and built to survive years of questionable decisions. They're perfect for cars, trucks, campers, laptops, coolers, mailboxes, and just about anywhere that could use a little anti-equine propaganda.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1485\" data-end=\"1796\"\u003eIf you choose one of the magnet options, you'll get the same ridiculous design without the permanent commitment. Our magnets are durable, weather-resistant, and perfect for metal vehicle panels, refrigerators, toolboxes, and other magnetic surfaces. (Modern plastic bumpers remain the greatest enemy of comedy.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1798\" data-end=\"1995\"\u003eBest of all, you're saving money. Every \u003cstrong data-start=\"1838\" data-end=\"1859\"\u003eHorse DENIER Pack\u003c\/strong\u003e is discounted compared to buying each item individually, so you can spread misinformation—I mean \u003cem data-start=\"1957\" data-end=\"1968\"\u003eawareness\u003c\/em\u003e—without paying full price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1997\" data-end=\"2223\"\u003eWhether you're buying it for yourself, gifting it to the friend who believes birds are government drones, or simply enjoy watching people read your bumper at red lights, this bundle delivers maximum laughs for minimum dollars.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2225\" data-end=\"2252\"\u003eBecause horses aren't real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2254\" data-end=\"2287\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eAnd neither is paying full price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pointer-events-none -mt-px h-px translate-y-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom)-14*var(--spacing))]\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot sure where to start?\u003c\/strong\u003e Our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/collections\/popular-stickers\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ebestselling stickers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/pages\/funny-bumper-stickers-for-cars-2026-guide-best-ideas\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003esticker guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e for placement, surfaces, and longevity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor new drops, chaotic ideas, and stickers in the wild, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/frogmustardstickers\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003efollow us on Instagram\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e—we post the good stuff there first.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frog Mustard Stickers","offers":[{"title":"Sticker Bundle","offer_id":53507550478615,"sku":"Horse Bundle Sticker","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet Bundle","offer_id":53507550511383,"sku":"Horse Bundle Magnet","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Thick Magnet Bundle","offer_id":53507550544151,"sku":"Horse Bundle XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0807\/6712\/3735\/files\/the-horse-denier-pack-1632634.png?v=1782858432","url":"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/products\/horse-denier-pack","provider":"Frog Mustard Stickers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}