{"product_id":"elizabeth-holmes-bumper-sticker","title":"Why Would I Brake Check You? (Elizabeth Holmes)","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy Would I Brake Check You? Bumper Sticker or Magnet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy would I brake check you? Seriously. Look at this face. Does this look like someone who would slam on their brakes for absolutely no reason? 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